So can we all just burn someone in the park Wickerman-style instead? (Doing it online would be like playing a Borderlands ripoff.) It a dazer that the key business of Burning Man 1) chugging, getting dirty, blazing, and listening... READ MORE

Remember that philosophical discussion you had between tokes, about if you had a time machine would you go back and eliminate Evil (Hitler, Pol-Pot, Madonna), or do you let it run its course bc fate, life giving you lemons,... READ MORE

With the pandemic floundering and wildfires raging and entrepreneurs racing to Texas, what California needs now is a Governor who’s bat-shit crazy, and Caitlyn Jenner fits the bill. This person announced they’re interested in Arnold’s old job, assuming the... READ MORE

Here’s the difference between Feminists and Men – and we have to use the word Men bc there are no positive words for the male equivalent of a feminist: when it came out that Ron Jeremy was a rapist,... READ MORE

There are few in this world more deserving of a painful death than Bernie Madoff, the banker and pathological liar that said for 40 years he had billions ($65) when he “only” had a few. Along the way, he... READ MORE

A banger for that relic of viral porn video – Pam & Tommy’s honeymoon tape – is coming to a theater (or a least a streaming platform) near you! Sweetie-pie Lily James and Sebastian Stan are queued up to... READ MORE

Just once I’d like to see a Hollywood couple press release on their newborn like this one we’re proposing for child-star turned coke-addict Macaulay Culkin and fading hottie Brenda Song: “We’re shocked that all the drunken sex we undertook... READ MORE

I’ve no idea what’s hapnen in the state of Georgia, but apparently Major League Baseball ain’t gonna play there no more. According to various news outlets, the MLB All-Star game previously scheduled for July is moving bc billionaire owners... READ MORE

If there’s one group of people who’ve been oppressed in Hollywood and European cinema, it’s hot black women. Modern lackey Thandie Newton has renounced her slave-name for the more native leaning Thandiwe – even though her birth name is... READ MORE

There’s a danger to letting a spunky teenager loose on the pop culture landscape with lotsa dough and a social justice tailwind, and this year his name Montero Lamar Hill aka Lil Nas X. Yes it was fun and... READ MORE