Self described Wellness Warrior Jessica Ainscough came down with a bit of the cancer a few years ago. After undergoing chemotherapy that worked she decided to continue treating her maligned condition with homeopathic shakes and lesbians on their second... READ MORE

The chick whose emails your mom forwarded you was just looking for material. Lacey Spears, formally described by the AP as a hero and also Ted Bundy with a sweet puss puss, was poisoning her son so she could... READ MORE

Whoever stole Lupita Nyongo’s pearl studded Calvin Klein gown from her hotel room returned it in a garbage bag after realizing they’d been duped into thinking it was easy money. The dress was worth $150,000 because it contained “6,000 alabaster... READ MORE

Demi Lovato posted a photo of her pubic mound along with some self-inspired musings about having a healthy body image and followed it with a bunch of pics of herself psychotically working out at the gym after she had a bite... READ MORE

The photographer who took this leaked photo of Cindy Crawford claims it was stolen and then photoshopped to make Crawford look past her prime. Also, he concluded that the cops framed OJ. The photographer’s hired a lawyer to send out cease... READ MORE

Kevin Federline is the latest washed up tabloid scrub to professionally take up the hobby of DJing. Federline is apparently making a grand per night plus all the Totino’s Pizza Rolls he can eat playing shows at Heat Ultra Lounge in Orange County.... READ MORE

Paris Hilton has a stalker named Johnny Rock Page who enjoys dressing up in motorcycle gear and calling himself a pro racer. He recently got into Hilton’s gated community by saying he was a flower delivery guy at which point... READ MORE

Let’s say Iggy Azalea and Nick Young have $30 million between them and haven’t spent it all at Foot Locker or Sizzler. With their respective career paths of mediocre shot heist and albino rapper they should have full earning potential... READ MORE

Selena Gomez posted a grammatically challenged inspirational spiel to her Instagram account for all the troubled souls who read in pictures. The intention was there but her execution launched past the orange cones and ended up mangled in netting and... READ MORE

Milo Moire is a Swiss performance artist which is another term for subsidized unemployment. Moire drew an appropriate amount of minor attention last year for publicly squatting over a canvass butt naked and plopping paint filled eggs from her... READ MORE