The dominatrix C-SPAN addict who Anthony Weiner sent his relatively impressive dick pic to is back in the news because we’ve run out of other shit. Sydney Leathers has apparently been in communication with another politician who refers to... READ MORE

Chelsea Handler’s tits are real which isn’t super shocking since they look real. She has no kids and God granted the Chosen women with decent sized knobs. Handler shot down a report that she’d had them lifted although it was... READ MORE

Suge Knight told a judge he is going blind in prison because he doesn’t have access to proper medical care. He was taken to a hospital where he pocketed six scalpels and an elderly Jewish attorney from dialysis. Knight was... READ MORE

The most comprehensive study on dick size ever has found your average dude is packing 5.16 inches or a six adjacent as he’ll casually tell you. This is curious because according to this study only five percent of dudes... READ MORE

We are now living in the future as referred to in the science fiction movies we watched as kids. I don’t have a flying car or a hover board or those five course meals that come in pill form. Everybody... READ MORE

Conrad Hilton has plead guilty to one count of Simple Assault which carries a max of six months in prison or half an hour picking up discarded tabloids with your face on them if you have a decent lawyer. Hilton... READ MORE

I can think of two reasons not to wear a giant gold chain. One, you’re a man. Men don’t wear jewelry because men don’t need to be pretty. Second, somebody’s going to rob you. Steve Francis, formerly a pain... READ MORE

According to the reverent Coach K, Duke basketball player Rasheed Sulaimon did not live up to the standards of conduct expected of a Duke student athlete. It’s unclear what those standards are precisely, but it seems serial rape is... READ MORE

Cee Lo Green finished his community service with straight A-grades. Green was charged last summer with slipping ecstasy to his Craigslist Hot Women Seeking Fat Midgets date. The courts determined Green and the chick with smaller tits than Green fucked somewhat... READ MORE

Ryan Phillippe humble bragged about suffering from depression. The Phil doesn’t quite grasp the medical consensus that depression isn’t really a choice as much as a ploy to seem like Johnny Depp: “Depression has been a huge obstacle for me ever... READ MORE