Roller derby chicks have many hobbies like giving themselves fake names and shaming non vegetarians in between getting neck tattoos and parsing terminology regarding their sexuality. Occasionally they’ll also lecture you about the plight of Native Americans and sometimes even... READ MORE

A super Southern women’s basketball game between Texas Southern and Southern University ended in a giant brawl making it the first entertaining women’s basketball game on record. Fifteen players were suspended in total, if you are to trust the school’s... READ MORE

Lily James played Cinderella in the recently released live action film which is code for no budget. There’s been a lot of talk about her corset, which appears to be too tight to properly fit a human or even a... READ MORE

Some chick in Selden New York, population sad, printed a whole bunch of photos at a Walgreens and left the store without paying for them. Unfortunately there were records of the images including this one which clearly identifies her... READ MORE

Fifty year old Elle Macpherson did a photo shoot to promote Superelixer, a bullshit drink they sell at Whole Foods to women not nearly as hot as Elle Macpherson. I realized advertising was for stupid desperate people when I bought my first Jordans and promptly... READ MORE

68 year old progressive temptress Susan Sarandon has broken up with her 37 year old boyfriend because he was obsessively filming their private life for a reality show. Also he didn’t seem super interested in finding her G spot. Besides... READ MORE

The hipster band duo Ex Cops are pissed at McDonald’s because the company asked them to play a show without pay at South By Southwest in exchange for free exposure and at 20-piece chicken nuggets. The band said they couldn’t... READ MORE

Bruce Willis is going to star in a Broadway adaptation of Steven King’s Misery which chronicles a writer forced to live with a fat annoying chick who sledge hammers his lower limbs reminding everyone how fucking crazy female roommates are. I... READ MORE

Wu Tang is releasing an album kind of. It is titled Once Upon A Time In Shaolin and there is only one copy of it in existence. The album has been kept in a locked box. It was seized... READ MORE

Some future food stamp recipients have been arguing on comment threads about whether Justin Bieber’s Men’s Health magazine cover is Photoshopped. Let me save you the trouble, who gives a fuck. It appears the photo is real yet Bieber is... READ MORE