Linsday Lohan poorly Photoshopped her ass and posted it to Instagram without peer sponsored review. The obvious bending and time of space seems like something a sober person would promptly flag. Then again not being able to do things properly... READ MORE

Sydney Leathers, famous for ruining Anthony Weiner’s career, has moved on to another target. Leathers was hitting up any media outlet who would listen including high school dispatches to explain she was involved in a dominatrix centered relationship with a... READ MORE

A group of guys from Portland who have seen Almost Famous too many times started a band and named it Black Pussy. This has infuriated a bunch of black feminists, which is an approved LinkedIn job title now. Naturally,... READ MORE

Japanese male porn star Shimiken has been complaining there aren’t enough of his kind in Japan, sending the demand for boners through the roof: “There are only 70 male porn stars to 10,000 women. With 4,000 new films every month, the... READ MORE

The FDA has approved a product called Palcahol for sale in the U.S. It is a powdered alcohol you can mix with water and promptly have the time of your life or die trying. The products approved are a cosmopolitan,... READ MORE

Thaddeus Kalinoski had all but given up on life. He got fat, stopped shaving, then he realized people thought it was hilarious he looked like Zach Galifianakis in The Hangover, who bears a striking resemblance to every other character Galifianakis... READ MORE

Some insane chick with a thick Cuban accent beat the shit out of a tricked out Ford while a guy sat inside and just kind of watched. She was wearing a bikini and had huge tits hence this is automatically... READ MORE

A group of frat boys of the freshly defunct Sigma Alpha Epsilon house at the University of Oklahoma chanted some fairly heinous racial epithets on their chartered bus en route to a country club, as has always been widely assumed to... READ MORE

Charlie Sheen is apparently unhappy the Two and a Half Men finale dissed him by having a piano fall on creator Chuck Lorre while he yelled “Winning!” because Sheen is super mature and that show was a testament to... READ MORE

Suge Knight is claiming self-defense in his murder trial where he purposefully slammed his truck at speed into a mortal human being. Footage of the event shows a guy apparently attacking Knight through the window so Knight high tails... READ MORE