Miley Cyrus is either functionally illiterate or speaks through a Google translator set to Lil’ Wayne’s Baby Mama. She’s trying really hard to be stupid or is just half this stupid and wants the rest to blend in: “da... READ MORE

Billionaire real estate heir and serial acquitted murderer Robert Durst has been arrested after new evidence of a murder was uncovered and broadcast on HBO’s The Jinx. If you haven’t seen The Jinx it is a true crime show... READ MORE

If you are shaped like one of those things you squirt into a baby’s ear you’re in luck because Coco Austin is launching a lingerie company. In earlier times Coco would be rounded into a caravan to tour mill towns with... READ MORE

Relatively hot and therefore fairly tame porn star Sovereign Syre wrote a No Shit piece entitled “I’m a Sex Worker, and Dating is Hard.” Apparently potential boyfriends get a little irritated when you’ve been out all day getting pounded raw... READ MORE

Dubiously busy Audrina Partridge humble bragged about having not worked out in a year while posting nearly nudes of herself looking like she works out. She made sure to mention she is still in shape and toned and that she has good... READ MORE

Amber Rose is an entertainer. That means nobody knows exactly what the fuck she does for money. Instagramming and banging rappers is not a paid gig so much as a desperate hobby. She’s been getting paid to show up at night clubs... READ MORE

Slipknot guitarist Mick Thomson was stabbed in the head by his brother after an intoxicated brawl about whose head was more knife proof. Both men were rushed to the hospital from Thomson’s home in Clive, Iowa with severe injuries... READ MORE

Last week a woman drove up to the south entrance of White House, threw a package out of her car and announced it was a bomb. The package was immediately cordoned off and the bomb squad was called. A... READ MORE

Suge Knight’s lawyer says he is not a flight risk and should be allowed to chill at home and make Nestle Toll House cookies during the period leading up to his murder trial. Knight would be willing to wear an... READ MORE

The State of Alabama is probing claims of elder abuse regarding “To Kill A Mockingbird” author Harper Lee. There are concerns Lee been manipulated into publishing her second book in 120 years called “Go Set A Watchman”, which was written before Mockingbird... READ MORE