March 19, 2015 |
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A huge feud erupted over the cover of a comic book because we’re going backwards as a society. People flipped out because The Joker is threatening Batgirl like how a villain would do. Those who had no idea comic books still...
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March 18, 2015 |
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Still reeling from their anti in-vitro proclamation, Dolce and Gabbana are facing criticism from people who think their new billboard is promoting gang bangs. The ad shows a gay guy looking at a chick like she’s a ceiling fan while three other...
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March 18, 2015 |
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Photographer Roger Kisby has a new series called “Head” in which he rounded up a bunch of porn stars and took yearbook photos of them while cropping out their nipples because he’s an art school twat who dry humps...
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March 18, 2015 |
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Ashley Judd is suing a bunch of Internet trolls who called her a whore and a cunt and told her to suck dicks on Twitter because she doesn’t know how to hit ignore and she thinks Curt Schilling is a...
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March 18, 2015 |
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Pregnant blowhard actress Jaime King went on an Instagram rant about the evils of Fiji brand water in which she failed to mention herself as part of the problem since another photo on her account shows she totes it...
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March 18, 2015 |
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Single actor and master cocksman Jude Law just had his fifth child with the third different woman. Law’s 23 year old ex-girlfriend Catherine Harding just gave birth. It’s unknown if Law cancelled drinks to hit up the hospital for a fly...
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March 17, 2015 |
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Designers and rap topics Dolce and Gabbana have apologized for saying it isn’t normal for gay people to have children, which makes sense because both of them are gay and don’t have children and seem super normal. In an...
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March 17, 2015 |
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Hillary Duff Instagrammed herself in a bikini and gave a shout out to All the Moms Out There because taking photos of your tits and ass in inexorably tied to making other people: “Hey #moms #westillgotit ? #loveyourbod” You’ve...
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March 17, 2015 |
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Bethany Hamilton, who held the Oprah crowd’s attention span for a brief period after her arm was bitten off by a shark, is pregnant. Had it been cancer they wouldn’t have noticed. Hamilton still surfs five hours a day, and...
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March 17, 2015 |
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After 18 years of marriage Robin Rinaldi decided she wanted to fuck a bunch of dudes. She proclaimed to her husband Scott that she would live apart from him on weekdays riding random cock and come back on the...
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