Thirty one different brands of wine were tested and found to contain high levels of arsenic. All of the wines are under ten dollars and the list includes Trader Joe’s Two Buck Chuck, Franzia, and other homeless person favorites.... READ MORE

Charlie Sheen thought it was weird that Obama has time to go on ESPN and fill out his March Madness bracket because it is. Best case scenario Obama is full of shit and acting over confident. God forbid he actually knows... READ MORE

Two drunken Secret Service agents recently crashed their car into a bomb after they were partying in Chinatown like in the movies. Instead of being breathalyzed they were told to sober up and go home like you would want a... READ MORE

If you had a legitimate band and one of the members left you’d start freaking out. If you’re a gaggle of twinks who move their lips on cue it’s not that big of a deal. Hence, Zayn Malik of One... READ MORE

Justin Bieber is being sued by the neighbor whose house he egged. It is unclear if Bieber indeed spit on the guy or if Bieber’s bodyguard hurled anti-Semitic insults at him and his little daughter as the lawsuit alleges.... READ MORE

Some fame whore on New Zealand’s less classless version of The Bachelor farted really loud on camera. I’d like to think in America she’d be banished from the set along with her gift basket being confiscated. The United States has... READ MORE

If your buddy ever tells you he sucked a dick that one time in college he’s either a liar or bad at it. People rarely change. Dudes buy Harleys because there’s a chick out there with a go to fetish... READ MORE

The House Judiciary Committee published a list critiquing Obama’s handling of immigration and put a GIF above each point because they think you’re a moron. Whatever 37 year old intern who told them this was what the kids are... READ MORE

Gisele Bundchen posted a photo of herself looking svelte with the words “Grateful” written in the sand by a professional. This is thought to be in reference to her impending retirement from modeling. Bundchen will celebrate with an extra rice... READ MORE

James Franco did an interview where he was failing to be interesting again and called himself gay a bunch of times in hopes you would notice. I’m still waiting to not care when he makes the official announcement. Until then... READ MORE