March 25, 2015 |
WTF |
matt-ralston|
Clothing store H&M has been selling T-Shirts of metal bands which don’t exist because the dumbasses who shop at H&M don’t know the difference. Buy them and say you went to the concert and got loaded even though you don’t venture anywhere...
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March 24, 2015 |
Uncategorized |
matt-ralston|
British model Suki Waterhouse, who is 23 but can easily play teens, though not low enough for Bradley Cooper who just dumped her, threw a theme party for her and her friends where they dressed like characters from the 90’s film...
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March 24, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Starting in June you will be able to buy Internet domain names ending in .porn, .sucks, .adult and 547 other options to guarantee you a great story to tell the guy trying to fix the malware on your computer....
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March 24, 2015 |
WTF |
matt-ralston|
A product called the Cool Fat Burner which is a vest you put ice packs in and wear around has raised $114,000 on IndieGoGo. The theory is that being cold speeds up your metabolism so you start burning calories...
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March 24, 2015 |
Uncategorized |
matt-ralston|
Gloating murderer Robert Durst has been denied bail as prosecutors made the case he is planning to flee the country and they also watch HBO and are scared of him. Durst was found in his New Orleans hotel room...
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March 24, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Lil Twist, who has wrecked Justin Bieber’s car and thrown unsanctioned parties at his house, has been charged with six felonies including burglary, grand larceny, and being named Lil Twist. Twist was crashing at Kyle Massey’s apartment, who is...
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March 23, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Rob Kardashian posted a photo of the evil manipulative chick from Gone Girl along with the caption “This is my sister Kim, the bitch from Gone Girl.” Curiously, Rob’s Instagram page consists solely of this photo because he either has...
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March 23, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Canadian exiles and fervent meth addicts Randy and Evi Quaid uploaded a series of sex tapes they made to the Internet. It shows Quaid with a Unabomber beard going down on his wife, then she sucks his dick and...
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March 23, 2015 |
Uncategorized |
matt-ralston|
Candice Bergen brags about being fat a lot in her new book because she doesn’t have much going on. She equates being overweight as a meaningful accomplishment akin to keeping the lawn trimmed or donating a large sum of money...
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March 23, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Justin Bieber’s neighbor Jeff Schwartz has already received $80,000 for damages from eggs being thrown at his house which is slightly above market value. How much does a Brillo Pad run these days? He’s now going for a cool...
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