Chicago sports reporter Dan Bernstein was forced to apologize because he tweeted about a chick’s giant tits because they are fucking huge and hard to ignore. Bernstein was referring to Chicago Bulls beat reporter Aiyana Cristal, who coincidentally got her job... READ MORE

Jeremy Renner’s estranged Canadian model wife and baby mama, Sonni Pacheco, reportedly threatened to release his sex videos if he didn’t help her get a green card. In legal documents, Renner repeatedly refers to his wife as a gold... READ MORE

Numerous poser morons were left ass-pinched after the discovery that H&M retailer completely invented the names of bands it was printing on its cool band t-shirts. H&M sadly created websites and even music for the bands. Henri “Trollhorn” Sovali, guitarist for... READ MORE

Self identified artist Brent Ray Fraser only paints with his dick because the art world always needs something to talk about at their cocktail parties since they don’t have interesting day jobs. Plus, they really love cock. Fraser summed it up... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus made a huge display of getting her teeth pulled on Instagram because she craves attention yet doesn’t have much first run product. She posted her X-Rays followed by several other dental related photos culminating with posting the... READ MORE

Cornell’s Assistant Dean Joseph Scaffido is accepting of other cultures and beliefs in the progressive tradition. Even terrorists who are into beheading children and Death to America. Someone made an undercover video where they asked him if ISIS would be welcome... READ MORE

Since American Apparel CEO Dov Charney was fired for being the Pete Rose of sexual harrassment the company is looking to clean up its image and will be fazing out their ads featuring featuring Hollywood newbies spreading their ass cheeks... READ MORE

Occasional rapper and stunt cock Ray J has quit Love and Hip Hop: Hollywood because he reportedly wants to spend more time with his girlfriend Princess Love who recently beat the shit out him. Ray J’s ex-girlfriend and poor... READ MORE

John Urschel, offensive guard for the Baltimore Ravens, published a paper in the Journal of Computational Mathematics. Before your world falls apart and you raid a Costco realize Urschel is Canadian. The title of the paper is “A Cascadic... READ MORE

Michael Sam bombed at the NFL Veteran’s Combine. This second go-round was probably his last chance to ever make a team which was half of the bargain when he decided to be the first openly gay or straight American athlete to ever... READ MORE