March 31, 2015 |
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The Freddie Mercury biopic starring Sasha Baron Cohen has been officially called off. Most everyone involved in the production characterized Cohen as an indolent diva much to the surprise of everybody who has never met anybody successful in the entertainment industry...
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March 31, 2015 |
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Demi Lovato is a proponent of healthy body image for women. As opposed to those who aren’t. This means she’ll post tons of photos of herself when she’s feeling super in shape and pretend she just wants everybody to...
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March 30, 2015 |
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Kit Harrington, who plays fictional hunk master Jon Snow on Game of Thrones, did an interview where he laments that women want to fuck him. It’s unclear if he doesn’t like girls or if this was a poor attempt to...
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March 30, 2015 |
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Kinessa Johnson is a former US Soldier who fought in Afghanistan and now hunts poachers with her giant guns and an AR-15. Veterans Empowered to Protect African Wildlife, or VEPAW as you moan when you cum to thinking about...
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March 30, 2015 |
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Ludacris is pissed because he does not approve of jokes that were made about Paul Walker at the Justin Bieber Roast and apparently lobbied Comedy Central to edit them out because he believes people give a shit what he...
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March 30, 2015 |
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Lena Dunham is being accused of anti-Semitism after she wrote a flatly lame piece in the New Yorker entitled “Dog or Jewish Boyfriend? A Quiz” The main gag which repeats itself over and over compares traits Jewish dudes supposedly have in common...
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March 27, 2015 |
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After it became clear Amber Rose photoshopped her buns like a Carls Jr commercial she came clean and posted a photo of her regular too large to be smooth ass to Instagram. It’s unclear why yet she will obviously be...
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March 27, 2015 |
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Bravo TV host and professional guffawing entertainer Andy Cohen has joined Tinder which is not coincidental because Tinder will pay any celebrity not named Bill Cosby to join Tinder and contract HPV. Cohen joins the list of paid endorsers pretending they’d...
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March 27, 2015 |
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David Arquette was allowed to spray paint a wall of which someone else had already done the grunt work because he’s Hollywood royalty and can do whatever he wants so long as it’s not on his own. This includes being in movies and...
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March 27, 2015 |
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Kylie Jenner and Blac Chyna are in a feud because they fucked the same rapper but really who gives a shit. I don’t know what Blac Chyna does or how she differs from any other stripper. It’s possible I...
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