Ashley Graham is gone with the subtlety on how 2017 it is to be heavyset. It's the destination and the journey, provided there's an In-N-Out at both locations. 

Wyclef Jean was detained by the LAPD for matching the description of a robbery suspect. It's tempting to think this entailed merely being black, but the similarities are actually quite remarkable. Unclear if the actual robber also runs a... READ MORE

Pro wrestler Paige had her personal files stolen and leaked without her consent. They are wild. Included are three videos, one of which is a traditional male/female scene shot POV style from behind in a hotel room. 

The FBI has an official suspect in the thievery of Tom Brady's Super Bowl jersey. They're also hot on the case of a mattress dealer in Van Nuys who has been removing the warning labels. 

Director Jason Reitman is staging a live table read of Juno, a ten year old movie he directed which nobody has talked about in ten years. The table read will benefit Planned Parenthood. Can't we just donate twice as much... READ MORE

Bill and Hillary Clinton at some point decided they needed to have a kid to further their political careers. He then wistfully grinned and she cackled in delight as they drew up plans of world domination with their prop... READ MORE

Matthew Perry went on Jimmy Kimmel and explained that he and his buddy beat the shit out of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. This while they all attended the same posh French immersion boarding school.

Theresa Caputo, the Long Island Medium, claims she can channel dead people meaning she's either mentally unwell or a charlatan. TLC bet on both and gave her a show. How they'll work in their staple of child rape remains... READ MORE

Hailey Baldwin was raised by born again religious skateboarding fanatics so it's no surprise she turned out kind of off. She recently gave an interview discussing her "spirituality", which is a term people from big cities use to describe... READ MORE

You've got to love the guy who fucks you over in a business deal and then consoles you with a platitude such as 'life isn't fair.' True, but it would be more fair if someone randomly stabbed you in... READ MORE