Katy Perry had to change her phone number after she posted an annoying video of her dog on Instagram. Turns out the dog’s tag had Perry’s phone number on it and her fans are dangerous creeps with control shift... READ MORE

Overweight women are angry at Mike Wallace after he said Kelly Clarkson “could stay off the deep dish pizza for a while.” This is a moronic statement on the part of Wallace. How does he know she’s eating deep dish... READ MORE

Ireland Baldwin did a photo shoot for a lingerie line that didn’t seem to involve any lingerie. She was mostly naked even though they turned her to cover up all the good bits.. Baldwin is a professional fashion model meaning... READ MORE

Comedian Farah Brook made a video where she attempts to mouth kiss total strangers in New York. Mostly cute hipster boys to be precise because kissing homeless dudes with feline AIDS wouldn’t be worth the $5.78 she’s making on... READ MORE

Vanilla Ice copped a plea to perform community service for stealing a bunch of salvaged junk from a ghetto ass abandoned house. The items in question included a washing machine, a fucked up bike, forty milk crates of A-Rod jerseys... READ MORE

Relatives of Cortez Berry were naturally concerned when they logged onto Facebook and saw a photo of him after he got his ass beaten wearing a dog collar. The perps photographed it with an ass smuggled cell phone and posted... READ MORE

Jaclynn Glover was arrested in Florida because she drank three bottles of wine and went into a restaurant and proceeded to “expose her breasts and grope them while also tugging on her nipple ring.” Yes this happened in Florida... READ MORE

The new host of The Daily Show, Trevor Noah, has come under fire because some people who are super satisfied with their lives mined his Twitter account for possibly offensive things he said six years ago when he was... READ MORE

T-Pain not so considerately joked that Robert Pattinson had proposed to the over accessorized avatar who calls herself FKA Twigs. A tear ridden conversation no doubt ensued once she heard the news as she proceeded to continuously ask if this... READ MORE

Tom Brady posted a video of himself and his lucky dick cliff jumping into some water so that guys in the greater Boston area can fuck their wives tonight. The first of April is April Fools Day as your... READ MORE