April 8, 2015 |
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John Travolta says he doesn’t plan to see Going Clear, the documentary about Scientology which explains how it is a manipulative cult which participates in forced labor, extortion, tax evasion, and what are no doubt a shit load of...
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April 8, 2015 |
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Marilyn Manson went to a Denny’s in Alberta Canada at 2 am and got punched in the face. Apparently some guys in another booth were rightfully making fun of him because he’s a silly dork in H&M gear. An...
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April 7, 2015 |
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Rob Kardashian is either a fat recluse who needs help or a normal guy who appears this way compared to the rest of his family. Kris Jenner spoke about his condition on a recent episode of Keeping Up With...
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April 7, 2015 |
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Floyd Mayweather reportedly spent $25,000 on the mouthguard he will wear in the upcoming Manny Pacquiao fight and contentious decision. It is stuffed with at least one real hundred dollar bill. Given these things generously cost a few hundred bucks...
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April 7, 2015 |
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Real Housewives of Atlanta space filler Kim Zolkiac posted a photo a selfie of herself on Easter Sunday in a bikini because she wants to make sure you know she ate dinner: “I love food! #DessertEspecially.” I’m curious what makes you...
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April 7, 2015 |
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Freakish looking Botox injection pioneer to the stars Dr Frederic Brandt committed suicide. While his press people are citing serious undisclosed issues Brandt was dealing with, the dermatologist was reportedly deeply hurt by Martin Short’s hilarious impression of him on the...
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April 7, 2015 |
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Madonna spread her legs in Cosmopolitan’s 50th anniversary issue due to hit obstetrician waiting rooms four years from now. She took the opportunity to ramble some half truths about income inequality since that’s the best way to get attention as Rihanna declined her...
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April 6, 2015 |
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Nicki Minaj let some twelve year old kid in Northern Ireland sing with her on stage and pressed his head up to her giant fake tits so he could hear the sound of an outpatient clinic. The kid was...
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April 6, 2015 |
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Walmart is refusing to sell Ronda Rousey’s new book My Fight/Your Fight because they have deemed her occupation too violent. It should be noted Walmart sells a shit load of guns, ammo, and longbows, all of which are more...
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April 6, 2015 |
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Argentinian artist Paula Brindisi is working on a project where she walks around naked in public and has someone take pictures of her. This was never on those what career am I suited for tests growing up because who would choose secretary over...
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