Scientology head David Miscavige reportedly hired a private investigator to harass his father, who had left the church and was considering speaking out about some of the fucked up shit they do. The investigators would follow dad around, go through... READ MORE

People have been camped outside of a soon to open Chick-Fil-A in Bellevue Washington for days because the first 100 people in line will get a free sandwich. If you’re doing the math that’s verging on twelve cents an... READ MORE

I don’t know what Barry Manilow does or where he has been. I believe he plays piano and was in a sitcom at some point or got AIDS during the disco era and then cured himself with an even... READ MORE

Sarah Silverman called out some club booker who gave her ten dollars for popping into his club forty years ago. The comedian she was rolling with, Todd Barry, was given sixty because she was tagging along and the booker... READ MORE

I’m sympathetic to people who were put in the spotlight against their will. That sentiment ends around their first DUI and if they haven’t killed it in an acting role they didn’t audition for yet they’re dead to me.... READ MORE

Some Banksy disciple erected novelty signs across popular destinations in Los Angeles including the Kardashian owned DASH clothing store which read “No Kardashian Parking.” I tend to generalize artists as a loose group of self-indulged assholes who live off the... READ MORE

In case the candles are still burning from your last Michael Jackson vigil, snuff them out. Michael Jackson was most definitely a pederast if you didn’t know already. He didn’t write any songs but the dude could certainly dance his... READ MORE

It’s getting to the point if you bad mouth Dwayne Johnson an old lady will make the sign of the cross and then spit on you. Johnson is arguably more genuine than Mother Theresa, George Clooney and Norman Rockwell... READ MORE

Mindy Kaling’s frat boy brother, Vijay Chokal-Ingam, pretended to be black in order to get into med-school. He shaved his head, trimmed his eyelashes, changed his name to Jojo, and refused to ever watch hockey. Vijay claims to have an... READ MORE

Pro wrestler Scott Steiner, also known as Big Poppa Pump, reportedly accosted Hulk Hogan’s wife and threatened to kill Hogan himself at the airport. It is unknown if Steiner has taken too many pile drivers and is going OJ or... READ MORE