Nelly’s tour bus was pulled over in Tennessee because police suspected there was no reason for Nelly to be on tour. Also, the bus was out of date on its Department of Transportation sticker 17A(3) which certifies you paid the... READ MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow bought a week’s worth of groceries for $29 as part of the N.Y. Food Bank challenge which ask rich people to pretend to be poor people much like Marie Antoinette did with her friends before the revolution. $29 is... READ MORE

Kendra Sunderland, who was busted for getting herself off in the Oregon State University library, has been doing well since the incident. Not in the sense she enrolled in school or a therapy program, but she has a budding... READ MORE

Hugh Jackman and his wife celebrated the nineteenth anniversary of their exceedingly convenient marriage. It’s a known fact anyone not questioning themselves spends their time on Broadway talking a ton of shit and then making up for their behavior with an... READ MORE

Seventeen year old Swedish singer Zara Larsson is being hailed a hero because she put a condom on her leg. Apparently Larsson knows a ton of dudes who claim their dicks are too big to wear condoms which is... READ MORE

Barbara Walters dredged up Mary Kay Letourneau so she could discuss raping her middle school student who would become her baby daddy. Rape is a bit of a strong word, more delicately rode his pubescent cock to milkshake town. The kid, Vili Fualaau,... READ MORE

Alec Baldwin’s weird attention seeking dubiously employed fake Spanish wife posted a photo of herself in lingerie with a baby inside her. I can’t tell if I’m supposed to masturbate or salute her for letting an angry old man... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus’ fifteen year old sister posed as a cadaver for a PETA ad which is calling attention to the third biggest problem our country is facing, the dissection of frogs, cats, rats, and pigs for academic purposes. If... READ MORE

A Russian guy named Valery Spiridinov with a degenerative muscular disease is going to get his head put onto another person’s body by Doctor Moreau in his manic phase. If successful this would be the first ever head transplant,... READ MORE

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley got mostly naked for a photo shoot and as part of the trade off someone had to listen to her recount some benign facts about herself. Brace yourself, she likes to eat real food like the rest of... READ MORE