Rachel Lehnardt was arrested in Augusta Georgia and charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Lehnardt’s sixteen year old daughter brought her friends over to the house and Lehnardt laid out the beer and weed and showed... READ MORE

Hillary Clinton went into a Chipotle in Toledo with her down low lesbian lover, ordered a burrito bowl, and didn’t talk to any of the crusty commoners enjoying their late morning  ten thousand calorie grass fed snacks. Not even... READ MORE

Aaron Hernandez was found guilty of murder and sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole though he’s officially listed as probable for the Patriots season opener in September. There’s a strong chance Hernandez doesn’t understand his sentence. He... READ MORE

Some blond chick and her brow-pierced buddy thought it would be funny to troll Divorce Court for a free trip to wherever they shoot this in the valley. It was. He accused her of fucking the entire Wu Tang Clan.... READ MORE

Dennis Quaid blew up on the set of some shitty movie he was shooting presumably because Josh Brolin had the part in the movie he really wanted. Quaid was apparently pissed because when you shoot a film for a community... READ MORE

This anonymous trust fund baby showed up at Coachella wearing a shirt that says “Eat, Sleep, Rape, Repeat.” I’d say this is a cause for concern given the amount of inebriated half naked chicks passed out in tents or... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan’s white trash mother Dina is selling a bunch of her daughter’s possessions online. The stuff, including furniture, clothing, and zero books, was moved into Dinah’s house for the filming of some Oprah segments which were so authentic they circled... READ MORE

Madonna joined Drake on stage at Coachella and kissed him on the mouth, causing him to gag and wretch and talk to Jewish Jesus and then immediately go get his dick sucked by a nineteen year old pixie dust spreader.... READ MORE

I don’t know who Tyler The Creator is but I just joined his fan club. Don’t ruin it by sending me any clips of his music. Tyler took the stage at Coachella and started talking shit to the posers with... READ MORE

Chevy Chase and Beverly D’Angelo will be reprising their roles from the popular series of Vacation movies which came out before cell phones were invented and everybody figured they’d die from The AIDS or The Bomb so laughs came... READ MORE