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Behati Prinsloo Prone To Sausage Fests

April 20, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Victoria’s Secret angel and chick who fucks Adam Levine with a straight face Behati Prinsloo posted a photo of herself in a chlamydia oozing pool and captioned it with “#Casual#Dudesoup#mexico.” The only thing casual about this panic inducing cess pond... READ MORE

Hookers Endorse Hillary Clinton

April 20, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The women of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Nevada have formed a completely uncertified political advocacy group called Hookers for Hillary, pledging to support Hilary Clinton’s vision quest to become the nation’s first female President. The hookers primary reason for... READ MORE

Michael Buble Did Something Wrong

April 20, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Michael Buble drew the ire of Internet vigilantes when he posted a photo of himself and acknowledged the chick accidentally captured behind him was walking around town with her ass hanging out of her shorts: “There was something about this... READ MORE

Rihanna Relaxes Ass

April 20, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Rihanna took a Hawaiian vacation and spent most of the time taking photos of herself and captioning them with explanations about what a good time she was having although it has been proven difficult to actually rage with a phone... READ MORE

The Japanese Never Disappoint (VIDEO)

April 17, 2015 | WTF | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

There is a Japanese game show called Sing If You Can where guys sing karaoke while getting jerked off from behind a curtain. The goal is apparently to sing half way decent while you’re preparing to spooge. Actually, like all... READ MORE

Laverne Cox Not Quite

April 17, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Transgender actress Laverne Cox did a strategic nude photo shoot for Allure magazine because she is a hero for embracing her true gender identity. According to the trans community there is zero difference between a trans woman and a regular... READ MORE

Body Shaming Was Better

April 17, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Since Chrissy Teigen’s stretch mark selflie, hordes of other hens have posted photos of their stretch marks to Instagram. It doesn’t take much for chicks these days to self congratulate themselves. Posting pictures of your spent tampon is always an efficient... READ MORE

John Hamm A Mad Man

April 17, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

John Hamm reportedly did some pretty fucked up hazing to a fraternity pledge during his brief stint at the University of Texas. Mark Allen Sanders says Hamm put the claw end of a hammer under his balls and dragged him around... READ MORE

Crunchy Black Wrong Drugs

April 16, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Rapper Crunchy Black of Three 6 Mafia was arrested for possession of meth in Las Vegas but calmly told police he thought he had bought cocaine and could he go now? “Oh damn. I was trying to buy that powder,... READ MORE

Arianny Celeste Talented

April 16, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Arianny Celeste isn’t just another super hot multicultural ring girl with big tits. She’s a thinker with inspiring opinion on a variety of subjects, ranging from tits to ass. “We live in a world now where it’s all about the booty! I... READ MORE

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