April 20, 2015 |
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Victoria’s Secret angel and chick who fucks Adam Levine with a straight face Behati Prinsloo posted a photo of herself in a chlamydia oozing pool and captioned it with “#Casual#Dudesoup#mexico.” The only thing casual about this panic inducing cess pond...
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April 20, 2015 |
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The women of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Nevada have formed a completely uncertified political advocacy group called Hookers for Hillary, pledging to support Hilary Clinton’s vision quest to become the nation’s first female President. The hookers primary reason for...
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April 20, 2015 |
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Michael Buble drew the ire of Internet vigilantes when he posted a photo of himself and acknowledged the chick accidentally captured behind him was walking around town with her ass hanging out of her shorts: “There was something about this...
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April 20, 2015 |
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Rihanna took a Hawaiian vacation and spent most of the time taking photos of herself and captioning them with explanations about what a good time she was having although it has been proven difficult to actually rage with a phone...
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April 17, 2015 |
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matt-ralston|
There is a Japanese game show called Sing If You Can where guys sing karaoke while getting jerked off from behind a curtain. The goal is apparently to sing half way decent while you’re preparing to spooge. Actually, like all...
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April 17, 2015 |
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Transgender actress Laverne Cox did a strategic nude photo shoot for Allure magazine because she is a hero for embracing her true gender identity. According to the trans community there is zero difference between a trans woman and a regular...
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April 17, 2015 |
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Since Chrissy Teigen’s stretch mark selflie, hordes of other hens have posted photos of their stretch marks to Instagram. It doesn’t take much for chicks these days to self congratulate themselves. Posting pictures of your spent tampon is always an efficient...
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April 17, 2015 |
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John Hamm reportedly did some pretty fucked up hazing to a fraternity pledge during his brief stint at the University of Texas. Mark Allen Sanders says Hamm put the claw end of a hammer under his balls and dragged him around...
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April 16, 2015 |
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Rapper Crunchy Black of Three 6 Mafia was arrested for possession of meth in Las Vegas but calmly told police he thought he had bought cocaine and could he go now? “Oh damn. I was trying to buy that powder,...
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April 16, 2015 |
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Arianny Celeste isn’t just another super hot multicultural ring girl with big tits. She’s a thinker with inspiring opinion on a variety of subjects, ranging from tits to ass. “We live in a world now where it’s all about the booty! I...
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