Lindsay Lohan posted one of those inspirational photos of words for all the deep thinkers whose last five books have been Instagram posts. There’s some Arabic writing, and underneath it says “You’re beautiful” which is the perfect bit of... READ MORE

The hookers who tried to work over Warren Sapp for an extra couple hundred bucks told police Sapp was violently aggressive and that he tackled them. “That’s why my leg hurts.” Considering Sapp tackled several NFL sized players onto the... READ MORE

Billy Zane will be making a cameo in the Zoolander sequel. He did so in the first one which came out before you had hair on your nuts. How do you get a career as a cameo guy, and... READ MORE

Patricia Ebel, a bikini clad 49 year old Naples grandmother, drunkenly totaled her car while her ten year old grandson rode shotgun. I’m not passing judgement. Kids nowadays are strapped into holstered cockpit chairs melded to the vehicle’s frame.... READ MORE

Two years ago professional attractive statue and cliche generator Erin Andrews mocked college basketball player Marshall Henderson because he failed a drug test. Henderson had a history with drugs and once tried to buy $800 of weed with counterfeit money,... READ MORE

Warren Sapp probably could have avoided being charged for his prostitution ordeal if he had been smart enough to not be honest with the cops. Rookie mistake. Sapp’s amazing police interrogation video shows him relaying in great detail to... READ MORE

LA Kings center and Erin Andrews dong bonger Jarret Stoll was arrested in Vegas for attempting to carry an 8 ball of coke and some molly into a pool party at the MGM. There is a sign at the... READ MORE

On a recent episode of her family’s reality show, Kourtney Kardashian posed naked with a third generation succubus peaking its head out of her well travelled vagina. As ipecac on the nasty cake, Scott Disick shaved her bush while she... READ MORE

Steelo Brim somehow scored a gig on MTV’s Ridiculousness where he gets paid to fake laugh at nut shot videos on Youtube. It doesn’t much impress the Hollywood elite but having your face on MTV be it for a shitty... READ MORE

TV celebrity chef Bobby Flay cheated on his wife with a hostess he met in one of his restaurants. Flay quickly promoted her to his personal assistant so everybody would be super suspicious. Flay’s disgruntled wife is Law and Order: SVU... READ MORE