Engaged WNBA players Brittney Griner and Glory Johnson were arrested in Phoenix over a domestic dispute after both sustained minor injuries around the 6’4″ mark. Britney hhad several small cuts and a bite wound. Johnson was rocking a busted lip.... READ MORE

Anna Gensler is a true hero in the face of gender inequality and oppression. Her gig is that she goes on Tinder with a revealing profile photo and talks dirty to guys. Then she waits for them to say... READ MORE

Russell Wilson has been porking pop singer Ciara and is now taking her to the White House Correspondent’s Dinner if she promises not to bring her own bottle of hot sauce in her clutch. Besides being a singer which... READ MORE

China’s government plans to form a police task force to eradicate the country’s scourge of funeral strippers. Many traditional Chinese believe that wiping out endangered animals will make your dick bigger and also having as many mourners as possible at... READ MORE

Creative Artists Agency recently experienced a mass exodus of their agents and famous clients. CAA is suing the shit out of everyone involved because when you lose Seth Rogen and the same twelve people who are in every fucking... READ MORE

A fledgling singer who was apparently friends with Mila Kunis while growing up in the Ukraine is suing her for five thousand dollars because Kunis stole her pet chicken when they were kids. Kristina Karo now claims she needs to... READ MORE

A Utah high school teacher who admitted she fucked three or her male students to the point of exhaustion will be sentenced to 1-15 years for each count. Brianne Altice continued to bang one of the kids even after she’d been... READ MORE

When Ben Affleck appeared on the PBS snooze fest Finding Your Roots, which traces the guest’s genealogy to the nearest Coppola, he successfully lobbied the show’s producers to exclude the revelation that one of his distant relatives owned slaves.... READ MORE

People Magazine named Sandra Bullock 2015’s Most Beautiful Person after a highly contentious process which utilized multiple analytics to pander to their aging readership and P.R. firm connections. At 50, Sandra Bullock is still pretty hot. And my car is... READ MORE

Former basketball player and current NBA commentator Reggie Miller has trouble speaking coherently. It’s not a big deal if you’re fixing pipes or answering phones for Comcast but when your job is to literally run your mouth or hours on... READ MORE