April 28, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Bill Belichick was bustted checking out Chrissy Teigen’s ass at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner, a yearly gig where the President books future talk show appearances and actors and models feel vindicated for writing me-too political shit on their Twitter...
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April 28, 2015 |
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matt-ralston|
Demi Lovato dedicated her song Warrior to Bruce Jenner while on tour in New Zealand for having the courage to promote a stupid reality show where the season finale will culminate with him wearing a dress and baking a...
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April 28, 2015 |
WTF |
matt-ralston|
A Russian court sentenced three chicks to a couple weeks in jail because they made a video which shows them twerking next to a World War II monument. Of the five in the video, two were spared because of...
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April 28, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
UFC fighter Jon Jones allegedly ran a red light in New Mexico and slammed into a pregnant woman’s car which was really fucked up because he was already having a rough day and really didn’t need the headache. He...
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April 28, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Cleveland Cavaliers forward Iman Shumpert made an amateurish rap anthem for the team’s upcoming playoff push and was immediately slammed by rap critic Charlamagne Tha God, which is a pretty easy gig because almost all rap sucks now. Charlamagne thinks basketball players...
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April 27, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Dave Chapelle did a show in Detroit which mostly entailed him smoking cigarettes and playing I Spy with himself while his body went into hibernation mode. He took the stage an hour late, although the crowd was for some...
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April 27, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
ESPN sideline tits and ass provider Britt McHenry recently had her car towed and proceeded to repeatedly insult the appearance of the woman who worked in the office of the towing company. I get being pissed but I also understand...
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April 27, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Mama June alerted the press that she is bisexual. Perhaps she is capitalizing on Bruce Jenner’s revelation that he is a straight woman’s spirit animal who’s not into cock. June’s assertion comes as a setback to the LGBT movement and...
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April 27, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Blac Chyna finds herself in a precarious situation, being she doesn’t do anything and her only hope at securing a few more four figure party gigs is reminding people she fucked a rapper who is fucking an underaged chick...
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April 27, 2015 |
Uncategorized |
matt-ralston|
Fat women in Britain are incensed over an advertisement showing a hot chick in a bikini along with the words “Are You Beach Body Ready?” The ads are for Protein World, a company which sells protein powder and supplements,...
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