Lamar Odom has a docuseries and and autobiography in the works. He needs the money. Maybe he'll write the book himself at it will take thirty years. Like Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel except not good. 

Jay Culter is currently a free agent. And? So is Aaron Hernandez. You can be one of the worst starting quarterbacks in the league and catch on with another team holding a clipboard. Not if you're a raging asshole... READ MORE

A cool person would never put on a special shirt that reads French Fries in order to take a photo of themselves eating french fries. Such an idea would simply never occur to a person you'd want to hang... READ MORE

Like every other man in the world RuPaul finds groups of bachelorette partying women to be completely insufferable. The obnoxious sloppy drunkenness, the stupid glowing penises, the completely incorrect notion that anyone else is amused by their behavior, but... READ MORE

Tomi Lahren is a political commentator who just happens to look like a high end porn star. So, like any blond on Fox and maybe Wolf Blitzer. Lahren's one of those people who says incendiary things and pretends she... READ MORE

New Jersey Senator Cory Booker is in the bullpen for next time the illuminati need a black guy. He's from Newark, the most crime ridden city in America. He's really into putting cameras everywhere to catch the bad guys. 

Snoop Dogg gave Little Bow Wow his rap name after seeing him perform in a nightclub at twelve. He lived well and hard as a teen. It's remarkable Bow Wow hasn't been found dead in the alley behind 1OAK... READ MORE

Artie Lange claimed in a radio interview that he was fired from HBO's everyman comedian cuckold serial Crashing because of his most recent arrest for drug possession. Lange talked openly about the addiction he just can't seem to shake.

Home teams have a record low .574 winning percentage in the NBA this season, and one unidentified general manager has theorized it's because players are wasting much less time getting laid on the road and are therefore sleeping more... READ MORE

Terrence Howard has admitted he used to beat his wife, and there are multiple reports of him punching women. Howard had an abusive father who used to beat the shit out of him. If he'd have seen Crash he... READ MORE