Sean “Diddy” Combs made a commercial for his new cologne featuring his real life girlfriend’s exposed pierced tits and him hate fucking her in a chokehold. I’ve always found him annoying yet this is his best work to date.... READ MORE

Actor Seth Gillam who plays a cop on The Walking Dead got busted for going 107 miles per hour in a 106 zone while wasted out of his gourd. According to rumors I made up in my head, Gillam... READ MORE

Chris Brown got in a fight in Vegas while playing basketball in his hotel suite with some dude he most likely hired from the Washington Generals’ minor league affiliate. Brown recently got off probation for beating the ever loving shit... READ MORE

Hillary Duff’s posturing on Tinder appears to be a stunt for an upcoming reality show she is producing where she gets herpes from the valet guy. I’m still undecided about whether I’d suck a dick for a million dollars but I’m... READ MORE

Brian Woodward works as a bouncer at The Old Clubhouse Bar and Packaged Goods in Baltimore, a great place to enjoy a rusty beer and get shanked. After the bar was looted for bottles of the shit they keep... READ MORE

David Wildstein, a New Jersey Port Authority bureaucrat, pleaded guilty to involvement in closing lanes on the Jersey side of the George Washington Bridge to spite political opponents. Wildstein says he will testify under oath that Christie gave the plan... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus posted a series of photos documenting the process of having her armpit hair dyed pink so she’d look cute at the local Planned Parenthood and needle exchange where you can order off both menus. When I ignore... READ MORE

Courtney Stodden, who is known for marrying Lost actor Doug Hutchison when she was 16 and he was 50 and absolutely nothing else, is trying to sell a video of herself masturbating, presumably with a Mountain Dew Code Red... READ MORE

Hillary Duff signed up for Tinder presumably because they paid her thousands of dollars to do so, although there’s also a strong possibility she is using it to satisfy her blue collar fetish like most chicks do before they... READ MORE

Mexico has not done very well as far as having potable water or sinks or faucets or a functioning government or lawful police force but they arranged for everyone in their country who has a TV to get the... READ MORE