Some guy threw a bag of sugar at Adam Levine on his way into the Jimmy Kimmel show and nailed him right in the grill. The guy was arrested on charges of battery. If you or I called the... READ MORE

Chris Brown returned to his home in Los Angeles from Vegas to find this 21 year old chick sleeping in his bed. Normally I’d say go for a quickie and send Goldilocks packing with a free iPod shuffle. A... READ MORE

The NFL finally released their report on the ubiquitous and ultimately trivial Deflate Gate and found the Patriots are shady as fuck. The report comes just in time for nobody to give a shit anymore, since the NFL Draft... READ MORE

When your body is swollen taught from carrying another person inside of it, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and Victoria’s Secret are off the list of potential modeling gigs. It’s not that pregnant women are less beautiful, that’s just... READ MORE

Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn have ended their super awkward courtship. No word on whether they will continue color coordinating. The two issued separate press releases nobody requested which explain Vonn has to concentrate on skiing and Woods has... READ MORE

Angry woman beater Terrence Howard who is beloved by white people and his gold digger ex-wife are feuding over their recently settled divorce. The wife got a settlement of five years of spousal support even though they were married only one... READ MORE

Manny Pacquiao is being sued in a Nevada court by a bunch of tools who spent money on his fight because he didn’t disclose his elbow injury prior to tussling with Floyd Mayweather. The Filipino fighter also seemed noticeably psyched... READ MORE

A 23 year old Florida woman named Brittany Sonnier was arrested for having sex with her 15 year old neighbor, which is illegal in Florida unless they draw a gun on you first or you’re on Travolta registered land.... READ MORE

Former NBA All-Star and serial sexual harasser Isaiah Thomas has been named President of the WNBA’s New York Liberty by Knicks president James Dolan who is what scientists refer to as a retard. Thomas used to work for the... READ MORE

A Czech teacher has been fired because one of the parents of her students discovered she had made a porno and after beating off to it until his dick was blue, turned her in to the principal. The teacher... READ MORE