After consulting her family pastor and her ATM machine, Courtney Stodden has chose to allow Vivid to distribute a video of herself masturbating with a toilet brush. Stodden claims she never wanted the video released even though she shopped it around... READ MORE

Jake Gyllenhaal is rumored to be dating Ruth Wilson coming as a shocking blow to not all his buddies in the not gay bar he never attends thrice a week. The couple were spotted participating in an outdoor exercise program... READ MORE

Chris Christie is being chastised for expense accounting a ton of food and drinks for which his office has a budget like every other governor. Christie has spent $300,000 on food and booze during his five years in office,... READ MORE

Dr Oz offered the closest thing you will hear to an apology for lying his ass off on his stupid TV show. Oz is well known for touting various products as miracle cures, such as green coffee extract or... READ MORE

After lying and fudging her community service hours multiple times while wearing a butt plug a judge has ordered Lindsey Lohan to complete her 125 hours before May 28th. That’s seven hours a day, seven days a week. We’re talking... READ MORE

Hilaria Baldwin took some time off from talking about herself to talk about herself and her fucking baby whom she is raising to be a faith healing rapist. Baldwin posted a throwback photo of herself being pregnant in case... READ MORE

It’s not a good sign when your government is throwing shade at your hairstyle. Iran formally banned “Homosexual” and “Devil Worshiping” hairstyles and anything else resembling what they witness while watching gay porn for research purposes. In 2010 Iran... READ MORE

Courtney Love further proved she is Satan’s lazy sister by not paying her psychiatrist for a balance owed of nearly fifty thousand dollars. If she explains herself it will prove the guy’s overcharging. Five sessions at 10k a pop and you... READ MORE

The hottest new trend on Tinder is chicks are getting guys to order them pizzas. Girls who judge their self-worth based on their ability to con horny men have taken to social media to brag about the plethora of free... READ MORE

The Cleveland Cavaliers made a tone deaf spoof video for fifty bucks in which a dude and his special lady are dancing in the kitchen until he finds out she’s a Bulls fan and body slams the shit out... READ MORE