Al Sharpton’s daughter Dominique is suing the city of New York for $5 million because she tripped on some uneven pavement in her stripper heels. The lawsuit says she “will continue to suffer for some time physical pain and bodily... READ MORE

President Obama has signed up for Twitter six and a half years into his presidency and is even considering tackling some of his campaign promises. He currently has 851,000 followers and is rumored to be super jealous of Katy... READ MORE

The University of Houston paid Matthew McConaughey $135,000 to deliver a commencement speech to their graduating class who at some point must have wondered why their tuition was high. You’ll soon be unemployed and McConaughey’s cornball platitudes make for great... READ MORE

For reasons which will never be fully explained, Mitt Romney and Evander Holyfield participated in an exhibition boxing match to cure blindness. Once in a generation something happens that’s so weird you have to either ignore it or go... READ MORE

Magic Johnson’s super well adjusted son EJ recently lost 100 pounds on a strict diet of grapefruit juice and amyl nitrate poppers. Johnson currently stars on The Rich Kids of Beverly Hills. Think Shark Tank but instead of inventing... READ MORE

Self described performance artist Nate Hill has reverse engineered an art project in which he drapes naked white women over his shoulder and takes photos of them. It is called Trophy Scarves and is apparently a commentary on interracial relationships... READ MORE

Jose Canseco’s slowish daughter Josie made a video for Sports Illustrated’s Swim Daily, a sham website created to get chicks without an agent to provide free content under the guise of making the cut for their next Swimsuit Issue. There’s a reason... READ MORE

If you have a strong recollection of Michigan’s Fab Five you’re somewhere between needing your testosterone checked and attending your thirtieth college reunion and getting a whole bowl of punch since you’re the only guy there. The Fab Five were five... READ MORE

Floyd Mayweather went to the Golden State Warriors game and was booed loudly when shown on the Jumbotron but to be fair he was the only black guy not in uniform. We’re all for progress just not in my... READ MORE

The Simpsons are still on television contrary to that emotional retrospective at this year’s Emmys. I haven’t watched it in roughly fifty years but I understand the voice actors have negotiated the rights to my house when I pass away.... READ MORE