John Mayer sued his Rolex dealer and lost, solidifying himself as a total fucking rich douchebag who gets a ton of pussy. Mayer reportedly bought $5 million in Rolex watches from his dealer Robert Maron. It’s unclear why he... READ MORE

Brian Williams already hosted the first ever Lincoln Awards on PBS created to honor military veterans and charities which assist their cause. It hasn’t aired yet. The concert was originally filmed in January which was a month before Williams... READ MORE

Diddy and Drake reportedly made fake amends over their fake beef at Mel’s Diner which serves only real cheese. Their feud drew minor attention because its subjects were a self-aggrandizing businessman and the star of Canadian Saved By The Bell overdubbed in... READ MORE

JWoww, also known as patient zero, recently had a baby and was photographed by some paparazzi looking like a baby just came out of her moments earlier. Some tabloids made snarky jabs at her for being a not toned... READ MORE

Bill Murray appeared on the second to last David Letterman show and did his segment with a half empty bottle of vodka in front of him which he proceeded to get hammered on throughout his interview. After the taping Murray... READ MORE

Tallulah Willis went on Instagram and shared a bunch of pictures of her tits as her more camera friendly sister won Dancing With The Stars. Tallulah turned up to watch the finale along with her famous parents, as at... READ MORE

According to dubious sources, bearded goon James Harden of the Houston Rockets paid this stripper $100,000 to go on a date with him. Whether true or not he definitely got her front row seats to Game 7 and she... READ MORE

The Canadian dominatrix prostitute charged with killing Google executive Forrest Hayes has been sentenced to six years in prison for Involuntary Manslaughter. Surveillance video caught Alix Tichelman injecting Hayes with heroin on his yacht and throwing back some wine as... READ MORE

Bruce Jenner went on Keeping Up With The Kardashians to announce he has made an appointment to fully transition into being a woman. This is a watershed moment for the rights of former Olympic gold medalists to live as the gender... READ MORE

A massive gun fight between rival biker gangs in the parking lot of a Waco strip mall left nine people dead and eighteen injured. It is believed the Cossacks and Scimitars were working together against the Bandidos. The former... READ MORE