It’s difficult to be a socialite with a personality disorder but that doesn’t mean you can’t make it work so long as you’re willing to hand out sexual favors like Zantac at a quinceanera. If you’ve never been with a bipolar... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian went to Dubai to negotiate the price of her future children’s virginity and donned a hijab, the traditional Muslim attire which is great at absorbing the force of thrown rocks. The photo stirred debate on Instagram, with... READ MORE

Court papers filed by Bobby Flay’s estranged wife allege he had three affairs during their ten year marriage, signifying she remains shockingly naive about the whole thing. Jesus was a carpenter. Throw in the bank teller maybe something will... READ MORE

Karrueche Tran has been feuding on Instagram with her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown because Brown is super tough on the Internet and his emojis elicit high fives from his gang banger buddies. Tran inserted model Tyson Beckford onto her page to use... READ MORE

Rebel Wilson was exposed by an Australian tabloid for lying about her name and age. It turns out her given name is not Rebel Wilson, but the much more fitting Melanie Elizabeth Bownds. If this comes as a shock to you... READ MORE

Johnny Depp is reportedly facing up to 10 years in prison and $263,000 in fines for bringing his two lap dogs into Australia on his private jet along with a bunch of caviar and a shipment of ascots. That’s... READ MORE

After an epic playoff choke job, Blake Griffin, DeAndre Jordan and that fucking white guy went to Cabo and as evidence would suggest banged a bunch of chicks who would not be legal stateside. The Mexican government affords travelers many advantages... READ MORE

Kyle Busch’s wife Samantha turned some heads by posting a bunch of bikini pics six days after giving birth to their son Brexton who is destined to illegally manipulate the currency market. Samantha has a lifestyle blog which more than likely... READ MORE

Rumer Willis and Demi Moore dressed up as twins and pretended they weren’t praying on your most base of sexual fantasies. I don’t know where the mother/daughter thing ranks in terms of the bed post notch pantheon but I’d... READ MORE

Lamar Odom appears to be over his smoking crack off the pocked marked asses of Thai hookers in motels phase. His rogue status may have cost him his NBA career, his house, and three nice sports cars, but he may... READ MORE