Floyd Mayweather’s ex-fiancee Shantel Jackson is suing the shit out of him in between bouts of porking Nelly. Who says women can’t get ahead in the world without getting punched in the head and fucking a rapper. Included in... READ MORE

Sylvester Stallone posted a photo with his 16 year old daughter Sistine who wants to be a model like how super advantaged children used to want to go to Harvard. Stallone seems like a loving father so I’m curious... READ MORE

Dustin Diamond was convicted of two misdemeanors for carrying a concealed weapon and disorderly conduct but was acquitted of hanging out on the infomercial converted set of Saved By The Bell for years after the show was cancelled and stealing... READ MORE

Jessica Alba’s company which she somehow founded yet only owns twenty percent now has a valuation of $1 billion. The Honest Company sells designer diapers and peanut allergy kits to trust fund babies being groomed as the next generation of... READ MORE

Despite or perhaps because of the fact Amber Rose looks like an over the hill male tennis pro with a shaky boob job I never considered her in a sexual light. This could be because the mainstream media’s portrayal of gender norms... READ MORE

Annoying hipster chicks are now wearing ironic granny panties to go along with their hilarious index finger mustache tattoos and functioning living room cotton gins. High wasted panties have shot up 17 percent from last year, as I’m pretty so has... READ MORE

US Geological Survey seismologist Dr Lucy Jones went to the premier of the earthquake disaster movie San Andreas and live tweeted her scientific critiques of the film. Doing either of these things alone would make you an asshole. There’s a special... READ MORE

Conrad Hilton’s ex girlfriend Hunter Daily Salomon filed a restraining order against the Hilton heir because he kept showing up at her house all fucked up and threatening to kill himself if she didn’t get back together with him. Turn off... READ MORE

Ronda Rousey’s opponent in the upcoming UFC event branded herself the female Ivan Drago by insulting Rousey’s struggle with drugs and then mocking suicide, which could be seen as inappropriate since Rousey’s father killed himself many years ago. When... READ MORE

A video of Rick Ross’ girlfriend Lastonia Leviston getting railed over a couch by some random dude was posted online months back. At some point another version appeared with 50 Cent’s head superimposed onto the guy’s body. Rick Ross... READ MORE