News networks aren’t supposed to pay for televised interviews but you also aren’t supposed to infanticide your children. Casey Anthony left her swamp cooler flanked shanty in Florida accompanied by a reality TV producer to meet the big wigs at... READ MORE

Hilaria Baldwin will finally give birth in July and spare us the endless selfies of her third trimester. No word on whether she will be broadcasting the delivery live via NASA’s feed or if we’ll be treated to any... READ MORE

Two things can go wrong from getting under the table ass implants in an abandoned tenement basement in Queens. Either they take and people snicker and snap photos of you in line at Chipotle or you move on to that... READ MORE

Josh Duggar reportedly confessed to his parents that he molested four of his sisters and one of their friends three times before his father finally reported it to an understanding state trooper who was later arrested for child porn.... READ MORE

Lauren Conrad’s website catering to the wealthy unemployed crowd has banned the word “skinny”. Skinny is now an unspeakable term and anyone who actually happens to be skinny should going forward refer to themselves as less fat. The word... READ MORE

Two years ago when Natalie Erlich was a seventeen year old high school student she was approached by a plainclothes cop on too much coffee named Jose Peinan who started chatting her up about choir class and waffle houses.... READ MORE

Tom Hanks’ wigger son singlehandedly embodies the challenges of being a beloved non-threatening movie star and reproducing. I accept the majority of children are now supremely gifted if you ask their parents. Should your wife give birth to a dud under these... READ MORE

Nick Young proposed to his real doll girlfriend Iggy Azalea right in time for the NBA Finals in hopes of perhaps scoring a fleeting mention of this during a slow halftime show. Young gave Azalea a ring reportedly worth... READ MORE

While he was a struggling actor, Mad Max and Bane portrayer Tom Hardy ran a Myspace page which he used for curating pussy and posted several photos of himself trying to look hot in his underwear while being dead... READ MORE

A movement to abolish the 10 percent tax on Australia’s tampons is heating up because the novelty of koala bears has worn off and there’s nothing left to discuss in Australia. Currently tampons in Australia are classified as “Luxury... READ MORE