April 6, 2017 |
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matt-ralston|
Pepsi pulled its Kendall Jenner saves colored people ad, in the process implicitly admitting the ad agency they hired to produce it are a bunch of overpaid cynical retards, a deadly combination of people who make up a large... READ MORE
April 6, 2017 |
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matt-ralston|
Mel B's Billy Zane ripoff husband Stephen Belafonte hired a 26 year old german nanny named Lorraine Gilles to look after their children, then promptly impregnated her and forced her to get an abortion and then fired her. This... READ MORE
April 5, 2017 |
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matt-ralston|
People are pissed about a new Pepsi ad where Kendall Jenner takes a brief respite from a tawdry fashion shoot to join a generic peace protest and hand a white cop a Pepsi to quell his racism. She also... READ MORE
April 5, 2017 |
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matt-ralston|
Bill O'Reilly has the highest rated show on cable news. He's a cash cow for Fox. They're not sweating a paltry $13 million in payouts to O'Reilly's civil accusers through the years.
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April 4, 2017 |
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matt-ralston|
Former Oklahoma Sooners defensive back Lawrence "LJ" Moore was arrested for pimping out one of the team's former cheerleaders, Micah Parker. Solid porn name.
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April 4, 2017 |
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Former Spice Girl Mel B filed a restraining order against her soon to be divorced husband Stephen Belafonte. She claims Belafonte beat the shit out of her on a regular basis, impregnated their nanny, and forced her to participate... READ MORE
April 3, 2017 |
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matt-ralston|
You can't really fault an athlete for getting hurt. Unless they spend almost all of their time participating in booze cruises and reality shows and fucking porn stars and are then mysteriously are unable to play at the end... READ MORE
March 31, 2017 |
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matt-ralston|
NFL players will be banned next season from jumping over the line of scrimmage to block a field goal even though that is the intuitive thing to do when playing football.
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March 31, 2017 |
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matt-ralston|
Jennifer Lawrence posed for Dior's 2017 fashion line wearing a shirt that says "We Should All Be Feminists." It's unclear what that means. Certainly we need checks and balances.
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March 30, 2017 |
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matt-ralston|
Feminists maintain the press' preoccupation with Hillary Clinton's wardrobe during the election represented a sexist double standard. Which assumes that a male candidate dressed like a Teletubby would not have been ridiculed.
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