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J Crew Douches Get The Axe

June 22, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

J Crew is apparently run by pompous douchebags. One dead giveaway is they shop at J Crew. Alejandro Rhett was their VP of Men’s Merchandizing, meaning he sought out which products would get your made fun of the most at... READ MORE

Terrence Howard Reproduces

June 22, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Actor and probable samurai sword collector Terrence Howard welcomed his fourth child to the world, the first with his latest wife who he hasn’t beaten the shit out of yet. At least not enough to disturb the neighbors. They... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Dripping Fluids

June 22, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus’ friend whom she enlists to leak information which nobody cares about have apparently confirmed she and Victoria’s Secret model Stella Maxwell are a couple. This is according to the New York Daily News who earlier this year... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner Hero To The Tards

June 19, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kylie Jenner took a break from being statutorily raped to go on Snapchat and talk about how she has been bullied all her life which is odd because she never went to school. It appears Jenner is referring to... READ MORE

Fran Drescher Beard Sex

June 19, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Fran Drescher revealed she used to get regularly porked by her ex husband Peter Marc Jacobson while he pretended her front hole was something else. They were married for 21 years, and Jacobson was the creator and writer of Drescher’s... READ MORE

Lamar Odom’s Buddy Got Flesh Eating Bacteria

June 19, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Lamar Odom’s drug pusher and occasional Keeping Up With The Kardashians day player Jamie Sangouthai died of a flesh eating bacteria, not of a drug overdose as was initially reported. The bacteria is typically caused by using dirty needles although he... READ MORE

Cons May Have Banged In Freezer

June 18, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Michael Alig, the so called Club Kid Killer who murdered and dismembered his friend over a drug debt and served time in Clinton, the same prison as escaped murderers Richard Matt and David Sweat, offered some juicy details as... READ MORE

Who’s The Four Billion Dollar Lady?

June 18, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Eduardo Saverin is one of the five founders of Facebook and was portrayed in the movie starring that super annoying nebbish guy as the Ringo. Whether he needs help tying his own shoes out of vanity or a mental defficiency... READ MORE

Tyra Banks Looking Rough

June 18, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Tyra Banks posted a photo of herself making a stupid face without any makeup to prove she is Jar Jar Binks. The move was seen as courageous by her fans who have always pictured her career going in the direction... READ MORE

Kesha Laughs Off Ass Implant Rumors

June 17, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kesha mocked Radar Online for suggesting her ass seemed larger than normal when she performed at the LA Pride Festival, an event dedicated to proving homophobes correct. She re-posted the headline on her Instagram along with the comment: “OMG... READ MORE

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