The rapper who cut off his dick and jumped off a building did a candid interview and stood by his choices, remarkably on the outside of prison walls. Stephen Hawking remains wheelchair bound. God must be dropping the ball.... READ MORE

After losing his last inexplicably hot younger famous girlfriend, Sean Penn has moved on to thirty-five year old dubiously employed model and actress Minka Kelly, yet he still doesn’t have a holiday. Kelly is a fixture on the Beverly Hills charity... READ MORE

Your name is Sweat. Strike one. The escaped upstate New York killer David Sweat was arrested and someone promptly called his mom because she’s definitely available. Weekends, holidays, she has no job. People think of New York as baseball and... READ MORE

Floyd Mayweather is dumber than your dumbest friend. And that guy’s retarded. He’s made quite a bit of money but that can’t reform the school system in Detroit. In plain English he doesn’t know how to read or therefore... READ MORE

Kanye West made some bold statements at a show people actually paid money for. The too high or not high enough patrons immediately regretted their decision to enter the Glastonbury Music Festival. You’re not twelve. West quoted himself as... READ MORE

The Lakers first round draft pick Larry Nance Jr. called his new teammate Kobe Bryant a rapist on Twitter three years ago because it’s fun to be controversial and it’s also partially accurate. Upon being selected by the Lakers,... READ MORE

Ireland Baldwin got a septum piercing and held up a note thanking the jewelry store for giving her free shit. Their motivation remains unclear but odds are someone there sells her pills. The septum piercing has a long tradition in America dating... READ MORE

Hugh Hefner’s ex fake girlfriend and reality show whore Holly Madison wrote a superbly uninteresting tell all book about life in the Playboy Mansion and is now spilling the mundane beans to any shitty tabloid who will listen. Some... READ MORE

Warren Sapp has been charged with three counts of domestic violence stemming from a Vegas incident where he bit and stepped on the head of his longtime girlfriend Chalyce Moore, no relation to the popular bar ware. The incident... READ MORE

Chrissy Teigen hosted a party at Cannes Lions, which is a place for ad executives to congratulate each other for doing things nobody else cares about and buy eight balls on the company dime. Following her sexual harassment marathon... READ MORE