Billy Joel married his fourth wife and fortieth model. Not sure how that math checks out but let’s run with it. Alexis Roderick is half his age at 33 and more than twice his height. He sometimes gets his... READ MORE

The inexplicably famous purveyors of awful shit Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis finally got married even though it was widely assumed they already are and people were waiting for them to get into a plane crash. Kunis dropped a... READ MORE

Genius hero and model American Jason Pierre Paul, who plays defensive end for the New York Giants, injured his hand so badly in a fireworks accident that he risked having it removed although it appears he will not suffer... READ MORE

According to dubious reports Tiger Woods has been teeing off on Dorothy Boyd who divorced PGA golfer Jason Dufner in April. It is unclear if the pair started their rape fetishizing before or after the divorce, or if this ever... READ MORE

After Jim Carrey went on a Twitter rampage naming all the red herrings of the anti vaccine movement which have long been disproven, it turns out he was tweeting pictures of random people’s kids with autism without their permission to... READ MORE

Amber Roof, the sister of Charleston church shooter Dylann Roof, started a GoFundMe page asking for money to cover the costs of her wedding after she was greatly inconvenienced by her brother murdering nine people. It turns out she... READ MORE

It’s unclear if Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are divorcing because he’s an alcoholic and gambling addict and his family owned slaves or because he’s a crappy husband.  Usually one leads to the other. Few relationships end over a lack... READ MORE

Donald Trump fired back at Macy’s after they dropped his clothing line because of his couple or three racist comments about Mexicans. It turns out you can’t even be president if the Latinos are indifferent towards you, let alone when your... READ MORE

Apparently there is something called the Dancing With The Stars Tour where you can pay $150 to see bad stripping while sitting amongst dudes with lengthy sex crime rap sheets. Rumer Willis is on the tour, but apparently unable... READ MORE

The drummer of Journey has been arrested on charges of rape, coercion, unlawful use of a weapon, sexual abuse, and wearing Ed Hardy shirts, which carries a mandatory sentence outside of Little Armenia. Deen Castronovo was immediately booted from... READ MORE