Wolfee Donuts, the puke floored establishment where Ariana Grande and her gender expansive boyfriend licked some donuts has failed a health inspection. Apparently authorities who peruse TMZ saw her donut licking video and busted the shop because you’re not supposed... READ MORE

Geriatric ass clown Tom Selleck has been accused of stealing water from a fire hydrant to fill a commercial water tanker for use of watering his avocado farm and because he requires lengthy showers because that’s where he manscapes.... READ MORE

Danica Patrick posted a bunch of photos of herself working out with some awesome Max Headroom style effects. It’s a tough gig being granted a job as part of a company’s transparent public relations stunt solely because you’re an... READ MORE

Ariana Grande says she hates America. It could be easy to take her comments out of context: “I hate America, I hate Americans.” Perhaps she’s speaking of her friend down the street, America America. Their family is known for starting armed conflicts,... READ MORE

Ronaldo was in Vegas doing Ronaldo things when he reportedly found a lost cell phone. Instead of not giving a shit like usual, he took it upon himself to find the owner of the phone and took her (the blond... READ MORE

Since Paula Deen was labeled the next Hitler and banished to internet television she’s been living out some bizarre incestual Pee Wee’s Playhouse fantasy with her son Bobby, who as evidenced by this photo is a fucking creep. Deen... READ MORE

It was only a matter of time, but Subway’s Jared Fogle’s home has been probed in connection with a child porn ring. Let the judicial system play out but that guy’s not normal. Daddy always said you never trust... READ MORE

UFC fighter Miesha Tate posted a photo of her ass to Instagram most likely out of boredom or insecurity or possibly a keen flare for self promotion. Don’t get your hopes up she’s banging a cauliflower eared psycho named... READ MORE

Bill Cosby testified in 2005 to buying Quaaludes and Benadryl to drug women he wanted to have sex with. He admitted to drugging Andrea Constand with at least thee tablets of Benadryl yet somehow avoided jail time because that... READ MORE

Florida State quarterback De’Andre Johnson is following in his predecessor Jameis Winston’s footsteps by becoming a violent petty criminal. Johnson punched a chick in the face at a bar. Allegedly. Also there’s a super clear video of it. To... READ MORE