July 15, 2015 |
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Jenny McCarthy’s hair has turned pink, presumably as a side effect of a rubella vaccine she received at age seven. McCarthy appeared on The Today Show to talk about her shitty reality show with the less accomplished Wahlberg brother. I heard...
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July 15, 2015 |
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Shoshana Roberts, the chick who proved all men are rapists because she power walked through the ghetto looking like she was about to commit sexual Jihad, is suing the video’s director as well as Hollaback! which is a group dedicated...
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July 14, 2015 |
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Justin Bieber apologized for posting a shot of his ass on Instagram. Not for the reasons you’d think like it’s obnoxious and he’s accepting payouts from an overseas gay porn site, but apparently one of his friend’s daughters saw...
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July 14, 2015 |
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Carrie Underwood left her four month old baby in her car with two of her dogs. What could go wrong. According to Underwood the dogs managed to lock the doors of the car, which is widely seen as impossible...
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July 14, 2015 |
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Maitland Ward dressed up as a green Star Trek character to attend Comic Con. It’s odd aliens look exactly like humans except they’re green or wear a headband as their sunglasses or a shoe on their head. While her behavior would...
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July 13, 2015 |
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You can’t help but wonder how people select their trademarks. It’s not as if you take an extended vacation and decide this is my thing now. At least you shouldn’t, it will be obvious like when Pauly Shore decided to...
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July 13, 2015 |
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Jessica Alba spent a day with her family which was reported in the tabloids because they show up when you call them. These fuckers arrive at the Saddle Ranch and nobody would notice. That is until their handler harangues the hostess and...
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July 13, 2015 |
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Potential candidate for worst person in the world Jaime King did an interview with American Baby magazine where she dished on her theories behind the 9/11 attacks and the state of unrest in Syria. That’s a lie. Though it...
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July 10, 2015 |
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Real life Batman villain Silvio Berlusconi was found guilty of corruption in a Naples court. It’s unclear why the prosecutors aren’t allowed to immediately restart their trial until attaining the desired outcome like with that hot American chick who...
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July 10, 2015 |
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Kim Kardashian did a photo shoot for some Euro trash website looking like a dead hooker who just got dumped out of the trunk of a Buick. It appears she has gone from having a fat ass to having...
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