Donald Trump appears to have lost the sane vote, the Latino vote, the self respecting vote, the moderate vote, the reader vote, and the voter vote. He now appears to have alienated the entire Republican party after making fun... READ MORE

Details of a lawsuit Bill Cosby settled with a woman who accused him of rape, as is customary when becoming intimate with Bill Cosby as well as tipping the housekeeping staff, paint him as a manipulative pervert. His deposition... READ MORE

Michael Sam hit up some trashy night club in Hollywood which serves overpriced drinks, which is curious since he’s never had a job except third string tackling dummy and that time he ballroom danced which I guess pays decent.... READ MORE

TLC has finally cancelled 19 Kids and Counting before the total of molestation victims reaches 19 kids and counting. TLC was waiting to see if the whole thing would sort itself out, much like the Duggar family did instead... READ MORE

Neil Young has been making waves lately, leaving his wife of 36 years to pork Darryl Hannah because organic YOLO. It’s something you’ve always wanted to do, let the lawyers figure it out. I might make a run at... READ MORE

Comedian Alison Stevenson doesn’t like to parse words. She’s a bit larger than your average chick and for once she’s willing to call a spade a spade: “I mentioned this to a guy recently, after he called me “curvy”... READ MORE

Barrack Obama took a hard stand against rape, one of his more controversial statements since his infamous spurning of fetal alcohol syndrome. Obama was asked whether Bill Cosby should have his Medal of Freedom which was given to him by... READ MORE

Chloe Madeley is the daughter of Richard Madeley and Judy Finnigan, who are basically the British Regis and Cathy Lee. The two Brits who were married in real life hosted the unwatchable Richard and Judy on state funded television and... READ MORE

Chris Brown’s house was robbed while he was at an ESPY party paying tribute to Caitlyn Jenner’s bronzed penis. The armed men forced themselves in and made Brown’s aunt wait in the closet where he keeps his stash of alt porn. They stole... READ MORE

Sport Illustrated swimsuit model Nina Agdal posted a video to Instagram attempting to eat hash browns with her toes before spilling them on her face and laughing like a Japanese schoolgirl. While most of us find this worthy of... READ MORE