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Glory Johnson Craving The D

July 24, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

WNBA All Star and last person picked on the playground as long as dudes are around Brittney Griner apparently caught her wife of one month texting her ex boyfriend. This led to their divorce and most likely their Bloodsport barbecue brawl... READ MORE

Flavor Flav Likes The Yayo

July 23, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

When Flavor Flav was arrested for DUI in Vegas a few weeks back he had an open bottle of Heineken in his cup holder and a bag of weed on his person. He also had a false registration and a... READ MORE

Wonder Woman Looking Svelte

July 23, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Gal Gadot will be playing Wonder Woman in the clearly atrocious upcoming Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice. That title just made me want to punch a page boy. Wonder Woman is a fascinating character who dresses like a... READ MORE

Chris Brown Hamstrung

July 23, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Chris Brown has hired armed guards to protect his home from the Bloods he calls his friends who robbed his house after texting him to ask where he was at. Pictured above is his closet, proving he has a... READ MORE

Chrissy Teigen Ass Shot

July 22, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Chrissy Tiegen posted a photo of her ass which raises some questions. Who is the dude laying next to you and who took this picture? Why is that person wearing dungarees and you’re naked save for a bra jammed... READ MORE

Fifty Cent Fake Rich

July 22, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Fifty Cent testified in court that he is broke and all his displays of wealth are total bullshit. He recently lost a lawsuit for posting a sex video of a woman online, and has been ordered to pay her... READ MORE

Heidi Klum Looks Healthy

July 22, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

42 year old bobble head Heidi Klum posed for her new line of intimates, perfect to slip on after a romantic evening of rice cakes and laxatives. Klum looks pretty good for her age if she were serving time... READ MORE

Gypsy Sisters Dead Dog

July 21, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Mellie Stanley is a cast member of Gypsy Sisters, a reality show on TLC which features a bunch of West Virginian gypsies talking about shopping. It’s a great watch if you’re ever sitting in your garage with the car idling... READ MORE

Tom Cruise Persona Non Grata

July 21, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Persistent rumors indicate Tom Cruise is thinking about leaving the Church of Scientology, at which point we can stop discussing whether or not he is gay because they will purchase a two hour block of prime time to air his... READ MORE

Jaime King Finally Gives Birth

July 21, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Superbly uninteresting piglet Jaime King finally shitted out her kid. King apparently believed the entire country was obsessively counting down to this moment and her husband showed her a taped Times Square ball dropping from the millennium celebration and then called her... READ MORE

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