July 24, 2015 |
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WNBA All Star and last person picked on the playground as long as dudes are around Brittney Griner apparently caught her wife of one month texting her ex boyfriend. This led to their divorce and most likely their Bloodsport barbecue brawl...
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July 23, 2015 |
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When Flavor Flav was arrested for DUI in Vegas a few weeks back he had an open bottle of Heineken in his cup holder and a bag of weed on his person. He also had a false registration and a...
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July 23, 2015 |
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Gal Gadot will be playing Wonder Woman in the clearly atrocious upcoming Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice. That title just made me want to punch a page boy. Wonder Woman is a fascinating character who dresses like a...
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July 23, 2015 |
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Chris Brown has hired armed guards to protect his home from the Bloods he calls his friends who robbed his house after texting him to ask where he was at. Pictured above is his closet, proving he has a...
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July 22, 2015 |
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Chrissy Tiegen posted a photo of her ass which raises some questions. Who is the dude laying next to you and who took this picture? Why is that person wearing dungarees and you’re naked save for a bra jammed...
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July 22, 2015 |
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Fifty Cent testified in court that he is broke and all his displays of wealth are total bullshit. He recently lost a lawsuit for posting a sex video of a woman online, and has been ordered to pay her...
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July 22, 2015 |
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42 year old bobble head Heidi Klum posed for her new line of intimates, perfect to slip on after a romantic evening of rice cakes and laxatives. Klum looks pretty good for her age if she were serving time...
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July 21, 2015 |
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Mellie Stanley is a cast member of Gypsy Sisters, a reality show on TLC which features a bunch of West Virginian gypsies talking about shopping. It’s a great watch if you’re ever sitting in your garage with the car idling...
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July 21, 2015 |
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Persistent rumors indicate Tom Cruise is thinking about leaving the Church of Scientology, at which point we can stop discussing whether or not he is gay because they will purchase a two hour block of prime time to air his...
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July 21, 2015 |
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Superbly uninteresting piglet Jaime King finally shitted out her kid. King apparently believed the entire country was obsessively counting down to this moment and her husband showed her a taped Times Square ball dropping from the millennium celebration and then called her...
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