An SNL sketch from last week featured Louis CK ordering a clown to perform for him on his birthday, with an audience of one. It's a very funny premise, it just turns out it's funny enough that someone already... READ MORE

Plus sized model Iskra Lawrence hates the term "plus sized". She's a size fourteen. For size reference sake, France had to outlaw size zeros from walking down the runways because it was becoming a large percentage of the fashion... READ MORE

The guy forcibly removed from a United Airlines flight for refusing to get off the plane is basically a real life Keyser Soze, or at least one of the most interesting men in the world. Dr David Dao reportedly... READ MORE

Ludacris made a raunchy video where he plays out a bunch of medical fantasies on ass models, essentially the inner thoughts of a serial killer. The video purports to be about the pitfalls of superficiality. It's mostly about how... READ MORE

Mama June Shannon revealed on her show From Not to Hot that her real life and TV ex-boyfriend Sugar Bear used to beat her kids. Previously shot basic cable footage seems like an inappropriate venue to get that information... READ MORE

Caitlyn Jenner has finally ridded herself of her obtrusive and no doubt bottom quartile penis and underwent sexual reassignment surgery right in time for a new memoir. Jenner now has a vagina, or more accurately a facsimile of a... READ MORE

According to Busy Phillips and her imposingly gay chick flick screenwriter husband, the couple was almost assassinated by their Uber driver. If you ask the driver, they were the most obnoxious drunks he's had the displeasure of dealing with. 

Dwayne Johnson apparently legitimately hates Vin Diesel. It likely started with Vin acting like a prick because he's jealous of The Rock. Basically, Diesel is a shorter, more doughy Dwayne Johnson and probably has issues with his sexuality, whereas... READ MORE

Erika Jayne has a solid career which consists of being married to a really rich elderly lawyer and sometimes releasing songs and making an ass of herself on reality shows. 

Shia LaBeouf was reportedly getting hammered by himself in a Jerry's Deli in the San Fernando Valley, perhaps the most depressing sentence ever written. If you can't find someone to drink with you in your own hometown you know... READ MORE