Bygone era sitcom star Whitney Cummings claims she is 32 years old. If you believe that you’re probably convinced Oswald acted alone. A little white lie never hurt anybody particularly when it’s off base enough for a laugh. Sometimes... READ MORE

Thomas McDermott is the mayor of Hammond Indiana, which is just outside of Chicago but sometimes on a moonless night you can still hear the bullets flying. McDermott recently shut down a concert by serial firearms offender Chief Keef,... READ MORE

A West Virginia hooker is being credited with shooting a probable serial killer to death. Neal Falls answered an ad on Backpage, and showed up to the woman’s house, asked her “Live or die?” and began choking her. The... READ MORE

Pawn shop and Iowa neo Nazi hate rally Muzak supplier Wes Scantlin of Puddle of Mudd was busted for DUI in Minnesota and blew a .310, which is over the legal limit for driving or even being considered a... READ MORE

Hipsters and racists are both awful to be around and take a lot from society without giving back, but rarely can one douche check both boxes. Christian Englander threw a banana peel at Dave Chapelle while he was performing... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson is only 35 years old despite having recorded that one song she’s known for which you can’t think of during the formative years of the disco era. Simpson recently lost seventy pounds dropping her weight classification down... READ MORE

Snoop Dogg was arrested for driving under the influence in Sweden and is blaming it on racial injustice as opposed to the ounce of weed he puffed tough before climbing into the Volvo. Snoop had to submit to a... READ MORE

Scott Disick did a club appearance in Calgary and looked kind of bummed that he was receiving fifty thousand dollars to stand around and get wasted and probably bang those two whores. You have one job. Show up, smile, get drunk,... READ MORE

Danica Patrick has been posting a ton of bikini pics on Instagram instead of practicing her driving. She is widely considered the worst driver on the NASCAR circuit and by far the most fuckable, although that honor would go... READ MORE

Grandmaster Flash’s custom Dodge Charger was stolen from a parking garage in New York because some guy told the valet the car was his like in the movies. Then he drove away while high fiving himself. I’m surprised this... READ MORE