Following her husband smashing his cellphone with a sledgehammer and then smirking about it while playing the victim, Gisele pretended to do yoga with her “Soul sister” on Instagram. The problem with fulling lesbianing out is you have to be... READ MORE

Dr Giggles aka Walter Palmer killed Cecil the Lion two days after fucking up his bow shot and stalking the corpse while it bled out after Cecil was promised a sweepstakes prize if he just tiptoed past the fence. TMZ, known for... READ MORE

Fat thin guy or possibly thin fat guy Jared Fogle apparently fucked a Subway employee with whom he openly shared the fact that he’d fucked a sixteen year old hooker. Before you assume this sandwich artist is a keeper realize... READ MORE

Ronda Rousey didn’t want to be too thin when she posed for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue because we all know how that’s frowned upon. Instead she wanted a little more junk in the trunk and claims she gained... READ MORE

New York Jets’ defensive end Sheldon Richardson is suspended the first four games of next season for smoking weed. No word on when they’ll start testing owners and coaches or if a bro should be allowed to enjoy a... READ MORE

Morrissey claims a TSA agent at the San Francisco International Airport grabbed his dick while frisking him, although it’s unclear why he had a boner or specifically requested Chad. He proceeded to write a blog about the ordeal while mascara... READ MORE

Hillary Clinton had a department store on Fifth Avenue closed down so she could get a $600 haircut, or as she calls it, relating to the middle class. Bergdorf Goodman is apparently not a flamboyant composer of dramatic show... READ MORE

Donald Trump berated a lawyer who was deposing him because she needed to pump breast milk for her baby, according to the lawyer and to Trump. Elizabeth Beck eventually came down on the losing side in the case, possibly... READ MORE

Kelsey and Baylee Soles are 19 year old fraternal twin sister models from South Carolina, or what Tony Robbins refers to as motivation to become a billionaire so they’ll both get naked in your jet. He’s starting to get weird. The... READ MORE

Nikita Klaestrup is a chick who lives in Denmark and is active in conservative politics. This means she goes to official state functions bearing her tits and more than likely pockets enough phone numbers to win their crown in... READ MORE