Nicki Minaj’s wax figure at Madame Tussauds in Vegas behaves a lot like it’s namesake in that it shows little emotion and is continually railed by strangers. Tons of people are posing inappropriately with the figure because it’s fucking... READ MORE

Lamar Odom is about two steps away from burning an effigy on Khloe Kardashian’s lawn before cutting himself and being led away in a straightjacket with bad poetry falling out of his pockets. The conflict the two had in... READ MORE

Subway removed a game from their website called Jared’s Pants Dance which allowed kids to use the now admitted pedophile’s pants to catch sandwiches to score points. Next time you feel like judging the Japanese take a look around. Jared may... READ MORE

Some weird Russians as opposed to the normal genial barbecuing types you see in the movies used Amber Rose to bait desperate third world whores into a prostitution ring. Rose had no idea, but they could have just asked... READ MORE

This dude named Aric Keck is a 51 year old fanny pack toting choad with a smoking hot 26 year old girlfriend. He invests. You’re saying women aren’t shallow or people are inherently opportunistic? Same thing. It’s just harder... READ MORE

38 year old Jessica Hayes from Fuck Yourself Indiana married Jesus Christ in a ridiculous spectacle called becoming a Consecrated Virgin. The 48 dudes she’d blown prior rolled their eyes from the Sonic drive thru. This raises more than a few... READ MORE

It’s not like the only thing separating you taking shitty black and white photos for a living is a middle name and a v-neck sweater. Or maybe it is. Photographers used to have to check out exposure and deal with... READ MORE

Sean Combs aka the gay guy on the down low guy you know from church is not allowed to attend practices anymore at his son’s UCLA football game or visit the G8 summit on his private jet like the... READ MORE

Emile Hirsch will have to do 15 days in jail for trying to drunkenly choke out an under qualified film executive named Daniele Bernfeld who started greenlighting Rush Hour 9 right out of Montessori while eating latkas. He’s a... READ MORE

I jerked off to this chick in high school. I’m now 78 years old. Pamela Anderson is the trophy wife you wish you’d divorced. And then remarried and divorced again just to cum on her numb tits while she... READ MORE