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Rapper Drama

August 4, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

This rapper guy's name is Drama which is appropriate since he was just arrested for making terrorist threats and is being held without bail. Drama was visiting the office building of Phaedra Parks who is on Real Housewives of... READ MORE

Tyga Neglects His Tiger

August 3, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Aspiring pederast Tyga had his real life tiger seized by Fish and Wildlife a few years ago but for some reason they didn't throw his ass in jail. Turns out it's illegal to keep large endangered cats in your... READ MORE

Suicide Squad Labeled Sexist

August 3, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Suicide Squad is being universally panned by critics which is odd because they are usually completely fine with taking payoffs and telling you to go see some rancid piece of shit starring Anne Hathaway and Seth Rogen's left testicle.... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Least Interesting Person In The World

August 2, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus is super unique and oozes individuality just ask her. There's something to be said for trying too hard. Are you a six? No problem just get a weird haircut and put fake horse teeth over your existing... READ MORE

Kesha Walks Away

August 2, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kesha has dismissed her lawsuit against Dr Luke which means she either got a huge settlement or is just trying to Irish Goodbye her fake rape accusation. He's suing her for defamation which should be a slam dunk since... READ MORE

DNC Using Craigslist Hired Cheerers (VIDEO)

July 29, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton each received raucous almost Kim Jong Un level reactions to their speeches at the Democratic National Convention, an annoying institution carefully situated between football and basketball season when we really start slumming it for... READ MORE

Lamar Odom Ditches Intervention

July 29, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Lamar Odom reportedly refused to attend an intervention staged by his family, which if you are hooked on drugs is a pretty good idea. Thanksgiving is a chore, this sounds like an absolute buzz kill. The anxiety of constantly... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan Possibly Pregnant

July 28, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan is saying she is pregnant but most likely lying to get attention the way crazy cunts are wont to do. She's still chain smoking so there's that. Also she is most likely barren and has ceased menstruating... READ MORE

Randy Quaid We Missed You So Much (VIDEO)

July 28, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

It should come as no surprise that Randy Quaid is an avid Bernie supporter nor that he is apparently unaware Bernie dropped out of the race. Complicating matters his wife Evi appears to be a Trump fanatic. Such details... READ MORE

Michael Vick’s Bro Has Herpes Too (VIDEO)

July 27, 2016 | video | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Michael Vick's brother Marcus is having a rough week. First he got into a Twittter war with the universe after claiming that LeSean McCoy of the Buffalo Bills gave his baby mama herpes. READ MORE

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