As part of an effort to rebuff the notion of progressive elitism Matt Damon tried and failed to get his kids into St Ann's, a private school starting at $36,000 a year. READ MORE

Just when you think Donald Trump can't go any farther he opens his mouth again. Nothing is shocking at this point. He could punch a baby or call the president a porch monkey and you'd just shrug. READ MORE

Tyga is a real piece of shit. Exhibit A he's from LA and is wearing a Red Sox hat. READ MORE

Apparently Kanye West and Kylie Jenner were up for a shoe contract so the mom blasted some shit out to the press. It's not easy to turn an Olympian gay. READ MORE

Johnny Depp appears ready to go to trial. Please do it this will be your best role. Seriously the last five kind of sucked. It is under discussed how Amber Heard did some bad makeup on her face and... READ MORE

Someone wrote a series of anecdotes best described as porn for fat chicks and slapped Amy Schumer's name on it. READ MORE

Renee Zellweger is lying about why people care about her lying about the fact she suddenly looks like Lorraine Bracco's younger cousin. READ MORE

Seven time acquitted murderer Amanda Knox is having a grand time in her native Seattle boning some asshole hipster who is most likely using her for his own publicity. As evidence, her name is stenciled on his jacket. READ MORE

If you ask any mainstream media outlet, Donald Trump is now spiraling out of control as if he hasn't been a ludicrous buffoon trolling anyone outside of his immediate family for the past year. The same could be said... READ MORE

After being caught lying about her involvement in Kanye West's shitty song, Taylor Swift did the smart thing and shut the fuck up for the allotted amount of time before you're issued a new victim card. It seems unlikely... READ MORE