Hollywood needs a new black guy, and that guy is supposed to be Nate Parker. Not only is he somewhat of a social justice blowhard, he made a movie about Nat Turner's slave revolt. READ MORE

Diving chicks are incredibly hot. It's probably because they don't run their asses off and only a hot chick would have the hubris to want to jump off of diving boards professionally. They also bounce up and down on... READ MORE

Amber Heard's master plan worked and she bilked Jonny Depp for $7 million, or $7 million per marital blow job. READ MORE

Ryan Lochte and some of his Olympic swimmer buddies were robbed at gunpoint in Rio when fake cops pulled over their taxi, just another reason the next games should be held in Ann Arbor in an old guy's cul-de-sac.... READ MORE

Amber Heard and her team of unethical lawyers are releasing the most embarrassing dirt they have on Johnny Depp in hopes of squeezing a few extra million out of him. Please factor in this behavior when discussing your make... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian is coming out with a new book called SELFISH, as if that's something to be proud of. In 2016 admitting you're a trust fund douche without a high school education is tantamount to winning a gold medal.... READ MORE

Amber Heard freaked out in an office building and refused to be deposed when her lawyers explained to her that there are consequences for lying under oath. READ MORE

Every four years we have to pretend we give a shit about swimming. It has something to do with national pride or the NBA and NFL seasons not being in full tilt. READ MORE

The Rock vs Vin Diesel is not really a fair fight. One of them is super jacked and killing it in movies and TV, the other one is a closet gay walking punchline with high body fat who appears... READ MORE

Fresh off of running over a stuntman on the set of USA's Shooter, Tom Sizemore has been fired from the show and lost his manager because of domestic violence allegations. READ MORE