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Larry King’s Wife Has A Type

August 26, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Is your wife really cheating on you when she's your eighth one and twenty-five years younger than octogenarian you? What did you think was going to happen? READ MORE

Ryan Lochte Prone To Exaggeration

August 24, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Four years ago, following the London Olympics, Ryan Locthe reportedly lied about bedbugs in his hotel suite so he could move to a hotel closer to the bars he wanted to go to. That might mean you're an alcoholic... READ MORE

Lamar Odom Smoking The Pot

August 24, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Lamar Odom has been hanging out in Rhode Island and smoking a ton of weed, a necessary activity should you ever find yourself in Rhode Island. This prompted Khloe Kardashian to cry about it on her reality show, which... READ MORE

DMX Threatens The Gene Pool

August 24, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

DMX has just sired his fifteenth child. The economics professor who lives next door and occasionally drops off some banana bread has two. Obama has two. The Clintons have one, if you believe them. Smart people appear to see... READ MORE

Jennifer Lawrence Proves Herself Wrong

August 23, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Jennifer Lawrence didn't get paid as much as Bradley Cooper for acting in American Hustle even though she had much less screen time and lines and days on set and was a supporting character. She got paid more than... READ MORE

Soulja Boy Making Threats (VIDEO)

August 22, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Soulja Boy threatened to kill the guy who is fucking his ex-girlfriend via Instagram video, a sure sign the guy has nothing to worry about. In the video he is brandishing a Glock with an extended magazine, not an... READ MORE

Elizabeth Smart Lacks Credibility

August 22, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Elizabeth Smart gained a lot of perspective from being held captive and raped repeatedly for nine months, namely that pornography is bad. I could think of a few more prescient lessons. READ MORE

Olympic Blonde Twin Love Scrutinized

August 19, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

These two German spinner twins joined hands as they crossed the finish line in the Marathon to finish 81st and 82nd which was well beyond their personal best. It's still unclear if they've ever done a threesome. READ MORE

US Swimmers Officially Disgraced

August 18, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Everyone's a rebel without a cause when they're making up the story on the spot. 

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Ryan Lochte And Friends Lied

August 18, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Mounting evidence shows Ryan Lochte and his nerd herd of swimmer buddies lied about being robbed in Rio, most likely to prolong the six minutes per leap year when anyone gives a shit about them. READ MORE

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