The Emmys drew their lowest ratings in the 68 year history of the show, which means people might be coming around. On the negative side that means 11.4 million idiots still watched them. READ MORE

There are no free lunches in life. Hence if you look gloriously insane you probably are. Cue Jim Carrey. Carrey is best friends with Nicolas Cage. That statement should stand on its own. READ MORE

Vanilla Ice is a walking punchline. His name alone is so corny you can't believe he takes himself seriously. Does he? You'll never know. He's laughing all the way to the bank. READ MORE

Paris Jackson posted and then deleted a crying rant to Instagram about how people are bullying her online. Buck up, a lot of kids get their teeth knocked out in real life. You can't easily block a troubled guy... READ MORE

Ashley Graham is the shit, just ask her. You get the feeling she's keeping a running tally of compliments and counting her own. This is a chick who marvels at her own stretch marks. You can't help but get... READ MORE

Magic Johnson's wife Cookie is writing a book about her bionic husband and why she decided to stick by him against all basic human instinct. Although, there is the money READ MORE

Some guy named Dan Worthington spent three months rent on an Industrial Light and Magic caliber Tom Brady mask and then went to the Pats Cardinals game in Arizona and posed for a ton of pictures. READ MORE

Alexis Arquette spent a week on a movie set every year or two, which still qualified him as an actress although her main occupation was apparently Activist. What said activism actually entailed is dormant from the public record, but... READ MORE

Adrien Grenier is one of the few Adrien Grenier fans left. Maybe a few guys from SUNY Plattsburgh but the number is dwindling as it becomes more and more apparent he bases his acting style on watching iguanas interact... READ MORE

Cory Booker is the junior senator from New Jersey, meaning he should be getting decent poon on the regular. Strangely enough he's always been a swingin' bachelor, well into his mid 40's. That doesn't just mean he's not married. READ MORE