September 27, 2016 |
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Tiger Woods is completely insane. First off, he's half black and half Asian. Since when is that a thing? It's not that he was fucking dozens of Chili's hostesses and a few bad porn stars, it's the way he...
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September 27, 2016 |
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Serena Williams looks like a dude. There's something going on here. Clearly not a healthy level of estrogen. There are a few possibilities: She and her sister may be hermaphrodites.
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September 26, 2016 |
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Angelina Jolie leaked a recording of her wasted husband acting like an asshole and harming nobody. You know what drives people to drink, the vague suspicion that your wife might be recording you on her cell phone.
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September 26, 2016 |
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Lisa Ling is a CNN personality, meaning she's hyper aware of her network's pro war pro Hillary pro Trump pro police pro corporate agenda, and doesn't give a shit. She is releasing a web series called This is Birth....
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September 23, 2016 |
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matt-ralston|
Gucci Mane was just let off of house arrest after serving a few years in the joint for a weapons violation stemming from a probation violation stemming from his being a career criminal. He's been in and out of...
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September 23, 2016 |
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Lindsay Lohan spoke about her time banging Russian trust fund douche Egor Tarabasov, and has now revealed that he physically abused her. You should really never blame the victim. Yet sometimes it's helpful to question whether the victim is...
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September 22, 2016 |
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Sasha Grey has been busy since retiring from porn reportedly due to a massive case of anal warts. That could just be a rumor, but it would also be the kind that makes sense. Grey had cornered the market...
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September 21, 2016 |
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matt-ralston|
Cory Feldman is well on his way to becoming the next Charlie Sheen. Yes, including the AIDS. He has a sex harem of weird whores and is clearly having a very public mental breakdown
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September 21, 2016 |
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A woman who has a long history of involvement with Derrick Rose is accusing him and two of his friends of breaking into her apartment and gang raping her after a night of partying. His camp says she's extorting...
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September 20, 2016 |
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It's a miracle it lasted this long. She appears to be completely insane and keeps removing her body parts. He seems like a not so bright pothead. You don't have to get married just because people think it would...
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