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Tiger Woods Is So Nuts

September 27, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Tiger Woods is completely insane. First off, he's half black and half Asian. Since when is that a thing? It's not that he was fucking dozens of Chili's hostesses and a few bad porn stars, it's the way he... READ MORE

Serena Williams Gender Bender

September 27, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Serena Williams looks like a dude. There's something going on here. Clearly not a healthy level of estrogen. There are a few possibilities: She and her sister may be hermaphrodites. READ MORE

Angelina Jolie Leaks Pitt Gone Wild Video

September 26, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Angelina Jolie leaked a recording of her wasted husband acting like an asshole and harming nobody. You know what drives people to drink, the vague suspicion that your wife might be recording you on her cell phone. READ MORE

Lisa Ling Stewing In Her Own Juices

September 26, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Lisa Ling is a CNN personality, meaning she's hyper aware of her network's pro war pro Hillary pro Trump pro police pro corporate agenda, and doesn't give a shit. She is releasing a web series called This is Birth.... READ MORE

Gucci Mane Not Wasting Time

September 23, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Gucci Mane was just let off of house arrest after serving a few years in the joint for a weapons violation stemming from a probation violation stemming from his being a career criminal. He's been in and out of... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan Was Beaten

September 23, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan spoke about her time banging Russian trust fund douche Egor Tarabasov, and has now revealed that he physically abused her. You should really never blame the victim. Yet sometimes it's helpful to question whether the victim is... READ MORE

Sasha Grey On The Cutting Edge (VIDEO)

September 22, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Sasha Grey has been busy since retiring from porn reportedly due to a massive case of anal warts. That could just be a rumor, but it would also be the kind that makes sense. Grey had cornered the market... READ MORE

Cory Feldman Butt Hurt (VIDEO)

September 21, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Cory Feldman is well on his way to becoming the next Charlie Sheen. Yes, including the AIDS. He has a sex harem of weird whores and is clearly having a very public mental breakdown READ MORE

Derrick Rose Accuser Must Reveal Identity

September 21, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

A woman who has a long history of involvement with Derrick Rose is accusing him and two of his friends of breaking into her apartment and gang raping her after a night of partying. His camp says she's extorting... READ MORE

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Divorce

September 20, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

It's a miracle it lasted this long. She appears to be completely insane and keeps removing her body parts. He seems like a not so bright pothead. You don't have to get married just because people think it would... READ MORE

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