October 4, 2016 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Most people's first reaction upon hearing Kim Kardashian was bound and gagged and robbed in Paris was this is obvious bullshit. Also, history please don't judge us incorrectly, we weren't all into fat chicks.
READ MORE
October 4, 2016 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Steven Avery of Making a Murderer fame and also local Throwing A Cat Into A Bonfire and Masturbating on His Female Cousin's Car Hood fame has broken off his engagement with legal secretary Lynn Hartman after just nine days.
READ MORE
October 3, 2016 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
If Hugh Hefner was in his prime right now he'd most likely be in jail for rape. Assuming he escaped the charges, he'd probably he a highly successful pariah. There's not much middle ground. Society arbitrarily selects a few...
READ MORE
October 3, 2016 |
Uncategorized |
matt-ralston|
There aren't any solid arguments to justify marriage. Similar to the existence of god, it should be incumbent on believers to show evidence rather than place the onus on the detractors. Cavemen didn't marry cavewomen. This is a societal...
READ MORE
September 30, 2016 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
The loser Scientologist estranged husband of Jim Carrey's dead girlfriend is suing him for her wrongful death, in hopes that next time a loved one dies he can afford to attend the funeral.
READ MORE
September 30, 2016 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Martin Shkreli is desperately trying to win over his haters. A new haircut would be a good start. He just auctioned off the rights to "repeatedly pummel me in the face" to a woman in Florida for $50,000. If...
READ MORE
September 29, 2016 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
If your ex boyfriend lied about having lymphoma and forged documents to prove it, there are a few things you're just not supposed to do. Starting a cancer charity may be first on the list. Also, associating yourself with...
READ MORE
September 29, 2016 |
Uncategorized |
matt-ralston|
Miley Cyrus did a lengthy interview with Elle discussing many topics. Central of which, how she prepares to be on The Voice, which mostly entails getting high and annoying the contestants on single cam.
READ MORE
September 28, 2016 |
Uncategorized |
matt-ralston|
According to a report Angelina Jolie's friends wrote, Brad Pitt definitely had an affair with Marion Cotillard and having your healthy ovaries cut out is a fantastic idea.
READ MORE
September 28, 2016 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Hillary Clinton mentioned Alicia Machado the other day because Donald Trump once called her Miss Piggy decades back. Way to stay on message. These are the issues that matter to most Americans, who are mostly obese by the way.
READ MORE