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Billy Bush Put On Ice

October 11, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Billy Bush has been suspended indefinitely from the Today show because he went along with Donald Trump's pussy grabbing locker room talk eleven years ago. On the face of it this isn't fair. It's not like Trump gave him... READ MORE

Kesha’s Got Something To Hide

October 11, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kesha's lawyers filed a motion to block Dr Luke from releasing her medical records, even though the idea probably never occurred to him much like having sex with or raping her. Luke's people initially got the records from Kesha... READ MORE

Dr Dre Kind Of Not A Woman Beater

October 10, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Sony is producing a Lifetime cardboard set movie called Surviving Compton: Dre, Suge & Michel'le. Yes, your mom will call you and tell you she finally saw Straight Outta Compton. Michele'le is a former R&B chick who recorded albums... READ MORE

Ben Affleck Handle With Care

October 10, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Last year Ben Affleck appeared on an insufferable PBS show called "Finding Your Roots" and it turned out that his roots were people who owned and beat and raped slaves. Affleck is against slavery because he's really progressive so... READ MORE

Melissa Etheridge Throws Shade At Angelina

October 7, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

You totally wish Melissa Etheridge was your drunk aunt. You've got to have a pretty good sense of humor to let your lesbian partner be shot up with David Crosby's jizz. Seriously, you could have picked just about anyone,... READ MORE

Kelly Clarkson Beats Nature

October 7, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kelly Clarkson had to be hospitalized both times she gave birth, a clear indicator that you're out of shape. She clearly had a traumatic experience. First she had her tubes tied. There's got to be a better way of... READ MORE

Demi Lovato Deeply Unhappy With Her Genes

October 6, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Demi Lovato claims to be quitting show business for a while yet continues to say incendiary things in interviews, perhaps making the transition from an annoying shitty performer to simply an annoying person who doesn't perform. She says she's... READ MORE

Kennedy Summers Blames Social Media

October 6, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kennedy Summers is a cheesecake model with weird plastic surgery and weird fake tits who most likely blew Hugh Hefner although it's' unconfirmed whether or not he was wearing a captain's hat or diaper at the time. Sans diaper... READ MORE

Frances Cobain Hoarder

October 5, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The law has kicked Frances Cobain's loser husband Isaiah Silva out of her house so he responded by having an anonymous friend of his trash her in the press like how a real man would do. Prior to being... READ MORE

Demi Lovato Easily Triggered

October 5, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Demi Lovato is easily one of the most annoying people in the entertainment industry including all of the executives' coked up step children. She has a martyr complex about being not super thin yet also seems to base her... READ MORE

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